Good lord, anyone who knows me knows that my school years are full of embarrassing moments. In fact, some of these confessions already posted are like looking into my own past (Many involve not being able to control my bodily functions).
Some of the stand out occasions would be (In Chronological order) -
I once shat on a friends pillow in the middle of a game of cards on a school trip in primary school (I thought i could hold it until the end of the round. I was very wrong). Ended up having to go and ask one of the teachers to wash the pillowcase and my pj's.
another instance of shitting on a bed happened when i had a bit of diarrhea, again, wearing PJ's, but this time at least it was on my own bed, but this was during a small sleepover, and one of my friends, who hadn't realised what happened, accidentally put his hand in the mess on the bed sheets. (this was in approximately year 8-9)
Perhaps the most embarrassing occasion (due to my age at the time) came on a school trip in sixth form to Disneyland Paris. I didn't have any friends on this school trip, as it was a GNVQ Business Studies trip, and i was the only one of my group of friends who took the course, so i was sort of introduced to this group of friends that i just tagged along with for the week. We were allowed to spend the morning in the park, riding the rides etc, but had to report to one of the big conference halls at a certain time for a business lecture. having spent slightly longer than we should on the rides, we realised we were going to be late for the lecture. I told the group i would catch up with them as i needed a piss. Now, as i'm sure you have all experienced, when you don't need the toilet, they're everywhere, when you need one, they're nowhere to be seen. And this was the case here. I ended up running around the park, becoming increasingly panicked as i got more and more desperate to relieve myself, i remembered that there was a toilet near the main entrance, so i followed the signs for the exit, i got as far as having the toilet block in sight when I slipped on a sheet of ice (It was the middle of winter), fell flat on mu back, my bladder just couldn't take it any more. i pissed myself, I just laid there in a puddle of my own piss, only to look up and see one of my teachers stood over me, trying not to burst out laughing at me. Needless to say, I didn't make it to the lecture.