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About TiffToff88

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  • Birthday 18/03/1988

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  1. Not sure if its still true today but once upon a time they got around the sale of alcohol laws by stating that they were selling the glass bottles, and that liquid (JD) was included FOC to demonstrate the purpose of the glass bottles they were selling.
  2. To be fair, it wouldn't surprise me to see England at 5-3 at some point in the last ashes test!
  3. Not a bad idea! I'll use this thread to write match reports from the teams games! One interesting thing of note happened last night, we have managed to get a player to come back and play in our CP team for the tournament at the end of the month. The lad used to train with us from a young age but left when he was 16 to concentrate on athletics. He's just been crowned world champion in long jump at the World Para Athletics Junior Championships in Switzerland. He managed to sweet talk his coach into letting him come back and play for us again!
  4. Bit of a shameless plug/plea for players coming up: I'm a coach for an over 16's Cerebral Palsy Football team and we have just entered into a National 7-a-side League, but we have a bit of a player shortage. Our team is based in Bingham in Nottinghamshire and the national League fixtures take place in Sheffield. If you or anyone you know has Cerebral Palsy and are interested in playing in this league for us (it's fairly competitive and a lot of the England CP teams players play for some of the other teams - games are also attended by the national team coaches) then please do let me know asap as the first fixture date is at the end of this month! Also, we run weekly Pan disability sessions for all ages if anyone wants to get involved in that too (playing or coaching) - we are also involved in under & over 16's Pan Disability leagues!
  5. Not sure why, but I can imagine you being the sort to dress up too. It's always the ones you least expect.... 😆
  6. It's 15 seconds of sex followed by 2 minutes of crying and apologising
  7. I feel like we've had this conversation before. Are you sure there wasn't a Musicals thread somewhere? 😆
  8. I have a few favourites, its quite hard to just pick one. The best ones I've seen are The Phantom of the Opera, Aladdin, Rocky Horror & We Will Rock You. All brilliant for very different reasons. One to avoid at all costs: Cats. Utter nonsensical drivel - but my wife loves it for some unknown reason
  9. On a similar note to this thread, i find it strange when people sign up and never post anything. I just noticed looking at the list of members currently online on the homepage a name that i see on here quite often but have never seen the guy post anything. Clicking on his name it showed he's been a member since 2014 and has never posted a single thing... @Jamie vardy's barber I'm sure there are many others who do the same, just think its a bit odd to sign up, come online regularly but never contribute to anything
  10. I read this morning that Youri Tielemans has compared Scotland to San Marino ahead of the Belgium Vs Scotland game tonight. If i was Sammarinese (Yes i had to look up the demonym) i'd be really insulted!
  11. Currently halfway through my 4th season as Burton Albion. 2 promotions in 3 years means we're in the Premier League! First season was fairly straightforward. Finished 4th and won the playoffs. First season in the championship was a struggle and i survived by winning on the last day of the season, i also set a record for most draws in a season that year. Following season I fluked my way into the playoffs and beat Huddersfield in the Semi's and Brighton 1-0 after extra time in the final. Halfway through the premier league season right now and we're bottom of the league after 20 games (won 1, drawn 1, lost 18) I think my luck might have run out...
  12. My wife is currently in Sheffield and she sent me this picture yesterday. Who put that there? 😆
  13. A man wakes up one morning and is surprised to find a honey badger on his roof. He looks in the Yellow Pages and sure enough, there's an advert for "Honey badger Removers". He calls the number, and the Honey Badger remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The Honey badger remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean looking pit bull."What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the honey badger off the roof with this baseball bat. When the Honey badger falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The honey badger will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." As he says this, he hands the shotgun to the homeowner."What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner."If the Honey badger knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
  14. Two totally different jokes @Buce 1 about a bear, 1 about a gorilla!
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