Miquel The Work Geordie

Inspiring me to have a bath with a toaster

When that's your triple sub the director of football needs a public flogging

Without Mads? Yes.

Stephy back to playing like he's tied his boots together, nice

I hate these gimps so much

PASS TO BILAL FOR ****S SAKE

Silly foul

Is Winks...shit?

The stadium bowl is rocking tonight

Our players are thicker than a delicious bowl of Angel Delight

He is the GOAT but I'd rather he didn't play like an actual goat tbqhwy !!!!!!

I'll be in bloody Paradis when 30,000 hearty foxes fans are belting this out on the terraces!

Good stop from Are Jakub, he wasn't to know the referee's assistant was ready to raise his flag there

He simply has to score that for me

Toxic masculinity from Stan to kick things off, shame on you

Who's the main comms? Is it Ian Darke, the man who sounds like he's constantly eating a bloody toffee

Football is all about keeping the goals out and scoring them up the other end

Oh my god

Alright Stone Cold don't cut your promo on me !

ANNIS LEEEEESSSSTERRR CITY LESSTER CITY FC BY FARLER GREATEST TEE WELD US EVER SEEN

Martin Keown eats crayons for dinner

Been writing and rewriting this one all day but think I've got it bang on If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me And just forget the world To the tune of Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol

Donetsk of course famously in London

I don't follow them.

And they definitely read this forum because it seems they've deleted the Tweet. Almost like it was completely made up!