Miquel The Work Geordie

That BlueTinedLCFC account would've had you putting your mortgage on Moyes being our manager n all, throw enough darts. Nothing they say should be taken as gospel, it's just another narcissistic Twitter account.

Yeah the City Ground will be out of shot on the right there. Know a few mates that have bumped into him round West Bridgford, nice bloke apparently

An awful player who I'll have absolutely no fond memories of.

He looks like Partick Kielty. A huge no from me

Meatcure was alright but never touched Crafty at its peak imo. Crafty also has the added bonus of not having to wade through seven types of piss to go for a slash

Gerrin United

We aren't good, but van Nistelrooy hasn't had hermansen since half time at Newcastle. We'd have been ****ing pumped numerous times under Cooper if he didn't have Mads. There's a reason he was top of the pile for saves made and goals prevented under Are Steve

I'm not watching but the best way to get the goals before they go in is by following @Tuna on here, king of updates

Bovril is Deano

Not arsed

He has potential to go down in the Jeremy hall of fame alongside Beadle, Usbourne and Wade

All the best brother @Izzy

White Horse is a huge Deano pub

White Horse in Birstall is DEANO n all

Deano is pure south of the city isn't it. Most Deano pub could be different though. Pear Tree in Woodhouse Eaves used to be pure unadulterated Deano. I worked at the Badgers Sett about 15 years back and the slightest bit of sun would make it Dawn of the Deano

Good to see my stickers gaining online traction

Yeah I love the cold but be arsed going out on ice. Set to get a bit milder aka not ****ing freezing from Monday thankfully

I like Wayne Rooney and would quite like to see him do well in management

BAH GAHD! BUBBA RAY DUDLEY HAS JUST POWER BOMBED MAE YOUNG FROM THE STAGE TO THE FLOOR, THROUGH A TABLE!

Oym not bein fanny bat even oy could win the league with Powto

Would rather eat my own pubes than see our godforsaken club appoint Dyche

The doctor was @sexybabe1k5 and the police officer was @sexygirlsnearme