Miquel The Work Geordie

If you get outpaced by the professional carvery merchant Soumare you might as well retire

They don't call Jordan Ayew "The Goalfather" in his native Ghana for nothing

That sub has properly killed us off. Who'd have thought that taking off someone who actually looked half combative and persisting with blokes who trudge about like their diet consists solely of tiramisu would backfire

That's not a yellow card, **** me

This referee has horrible hand tattoos, game has truly gone. A Deano ref

Cifuentes is actually Ayew's biological father, nepo baby stuff at its finest

If we slag off Ayew enough he might do something good

TAKE JORDAN AYEW OFF FOR ****S SAKE

I would simply start the brightest central defender we have who has proven he can cut it at this level over "international defenders" who have taken the piss for years and aren't exactly showing their supposed pedigree at this level by any stretch. Nelson will not be worse than either Faes or Vestergaard tonight. Okoli is rubbish and shouldn't even be in the conversation

Mavididi moves like he's aged a decade since we were last in the championship

Soumare ran back for the goal like a ****ing F1 car warming up it's tyres ahahah, why was he zig zagging

This reads like a Japanese proverb

Why should he have to wait until (potentially) January in your eyes while a compendium of gimps keep arsing about

Winks has been tidy enough but everyone else is playing like they've had pints of senokot before the game

Soumare hasn't done anything apart from slowly go out of shot for their goal

Just bored of watching arseholes that have taken the piss for years still start for us

At least we've got someone up top who remembers where he was when the Titanic sank to really press them

Soumare runs like he's had a big roast

Rolls Royce Wout Faes there **** him off

Yeah we're gonna lose Nelson for sod all

I don't think he's any worse than Okoli (or Vestergaard) tbh.

That was WBA but a home game in 2021, we won 3-0 (which was the score at HT too) and he came out with some shite about being unhappy at HT, didn't like our passing. Must've worked because we didn't score in the second half, classic team talk from sandpaper lips

Play our good players and we'll win Give Ayew 90 and start with that wide arse Soumare in midfield and we won't

It was played in a city called Zaporizhzhia (I've googled this)

Deane was post-Taylor, Sturridge was signed under him though