Miquel The Work Geordie

I've got Novablasts and I've never felt like a chav, should I?

In the main though, kids are only knocking on the doors of those who are obviously participating in Halloween — I can't remember the last time I had a knock on at anywhere I've lived. It's not as if they're knocking on doors indiscriminately expecting sweets. Blaming a mental health crisis on 4 year olds getting a couple of celebrations out a tin for dressing up and having a harmless laugh is sensational.

Don't disagree with a refresh, but I don't think the expectation is to be better than Celtic (for now) — they just keep appointing shite managers which is the issue. Expecting Rangers to have won more than one league game by mid October doesn't reek of grandeur. Their squad isn't actually *that* bad. Muscat would be perfect for them though, a goblin bloke in charge of a goblin club with goblin fans.

I thought this was a rhyme at first

Ever done Tebay? A similar number, a beauty

Rather have Digital

No strong feelings on it but slapping a bit of face paint on, flour in your hair or whacking a white sheet over your head is hardly poisoning minds, its just a bit of fun for kids I'd imagine Halloween at Liquid 2008-2010 unparalleled too

Rather have Chris

He was class in Busted

Have somehow conspired to completely **** my back without doing a thing, can barely bloody stroll let alone run r n. Been perfect weather for it n all

Don't wanna get HMRC of Football Podcasts on this but Kante didn't start that game, be weird if he was in a pre-match line up

Somebody suggesting Shevchenko was better than Drogba is hardly a ridiculous shout, the bloke won the Ballon D'Or for ****s sake

Ampadu practically playing volleyball there, stonewaller for me

Got to get back on the horse tomorrow after a couple of weeks off either ill or eating and drinking like an absolute hogman

No respect for the mid-00s, please respect my culture

Had a few rip snorters in Keswick while strolling about the lakes The Wainwright in particular had a bloody top tier selection

Fairly sure plenty of reports had/have come out since his incarceration that have, unfortunately, made his time inside seem anything other than horrendous and his remorse for his crimes almost non-existent. This is fantastic news.

Bellersball at its scintillating best, let them cook 🔥🔥🔥

You'll have been fine to gun it today if the half is Sunday imo

You can't remember it that well, Cadamarteri didn't score

Carranza playing like he's got all the time in the world, you're not playing Shake Shack FC anymore pal !

Here comes Soumare to offer some of his trademark lethargy

Not bothered, not surprised

World Cup final by a ****ing mile Never been arsed about golf

So if we had different players we'd be better than them?