Miquel The Work Geordie

I don't think he can make a silk purse out of our defence before Jan - some of the one touch stuff does look infinitely better and quicker than Cooper though. It's not been great but it's definitely better.

Come to our gaff with two semi competent wingers and you can take the piss

Bilal has made at least half a dozen runs in behind their backline that are getting ignored

Get that tit off at half time before he gets a second yellow

Soumare and Wilf ain't it !

WHATS WRONG WIYER CITY

Soumare shirks 99/100 challenges man, such a pussy

Give it you cowards

Kim Tate is blackmailing him when he gets home

Enjoy the game everyone, positive vibes only and foxes never quit

Delivered with the pizzazz of a "can the owner of the 52 plate Corsa please make their way to the nearest exit"

Think Tyldesley was chatting out his arse tbh

Going to be a travesty when our sexy manager loses to a bloke who looks like a beleaguered owner of Home Farm in Emmerdale

What I'd give to have Sir Killalot out there on the pitch

Hope the 55,000 in there tonight sing their hearts out for the lads 💙

Ratioed

Go and kiss Steve Cooper on the mouth if you love him so much

All this talk about the Netherlands has reminded me of when Leicesterpool called Youri Tielemans the "Dutch Dele Alli" in an immortal post

I really like Mavididi and think he's got something to offer at this level, but he's been absolutely shite for a good period now. I don't think McAteer is great but I don't think it's a huge injustice given Stephy's form

Think we might have to acknowledge that we don't have any winning combination in defence. Hit shuffle on that and it'll still be shite. Soumare is crap, but pleased El Khannouss and Facundo are starting together. could be shit but intrigued by it

Finally we have a manager who dresses like he has steamy affairs, only took 140 years

You jus met Mad Dog Martin Allen?!

One of those games that could be a win, could be a loss or could even be a draw