Miquel The Work Geordie

"No pictures of your penis though please Steve"

Just a handful nearish work mert, one I reckon is gonna be a bit gastro-y but The Dolphin in Holborn, Lady Ottoline, The Duke and if I've got time Perseverance, could cast a net over them. Few more round there n all but those are the ones I'll be ticking off on Friday

Hmm, I don't think it does really

Jurgen Klopp is a weirdo man, don't like that twat one bit

I'm Cootey til I die on this one, the man has somehow managed to spice up a season which has, on paper, the least inspiring set of clubs in it since 1992 Next up lets get some leaked footage of Michael Oliver pissing on an Arsenal shirt

Got some new central London visits in my sights for Friday after a good few weeks off the sauce

He should've shaved off that horrible little beard a while back but Lineker is a great presenter, if the BBC had any sense they'd give Chappers the big gig but it'll be Alex Scott won't it. I like her as a pundit but she freezes and trips over a lot when she presents and she's been doing it a fair few years now.

In the King Power

Alright humblebrag or what

We've come a long long way together From the Skybet to the Prem I have to celebrate you Vardy I have to praise you like I should Imagine 50,000 singing that every week down the King Power

Thought this thread was going to be about unskippable YouTube ads

Looks like Anfield to me, DCI Miquel strikes again

Tel me more ;-)

Cheers mate I do my best

Dreadful opinion and/or twee "my club 🦊 💙 " shite

Cootey in a nutshell, turtle power

Pier Laurarri came into a pub I worked at circa 2011 with his other half and kid, would've been under Pearson I said "¡Te necesitan en el campo, amigo!" He said "¡Me lo estás diciendo amigo!" An unforgettable celeb interaction, they say never meet your heroes

I don't think he was ever going to make it here but we absolutely should've had him out on loan and got a fee for him. I can only really think of Lewis Brunt in recent times where we've done alright out of a younger player with a lower ceiling (even then we probably kept him a few years longer than we should).

Ashley Chambers came into a pub I worked at circa 2010 with his other half and kid, would've been under Sousa I said "they need you out on the pitch mate!" He said "you're telling me mate!" An unforgettable celeb interaction, they say never meet your heroes

The old AI defence, one to bear in mind the next time the other half wants to chew your ear off ey fellas !

Hope he gets announced as sacked soon, I've got a Photosohop of his head on the toppling of Saddam Hussein's statue ready to go

Cootey knows there's more money in being a disgraced former ref than there is in being a boring ref, fair play to him. H'es now on what I like to call The Barrymore Trajectory

Did a breezy 10km last night and my left calf today has had it, more so when going up and down stairs, just a dead sharp shooting pain. Rest of the leg is fine and assume its just pulled but anyone ever had similar?

I surely wasn't the only one who thought "wow this guy has it all, it would be easier to list what he can't do than what he can!" when Jon Stevenson came through

Astrit was gorgeous wasn't he man, he basically looked like Jennifer Aniston, simply the best hair to ever grace the shirt