Miquel The Work Geordie

Nathan Redmond is only 30 mate. Crackers Agreed with this. A deal that'll be laughed at but outside of that basket case I think he'll be class. His off the ball movement i world class.

That Toney deal is just sad man. A bloke who's worked his way up through the pyramid, ready for one (deserved) big move to a giant and he goes to that shitheap. Will have a tonne banked but very grim that.

Hope you're well Jon

I got a bit "every day is an all inclusive" myself earlier this year man. Every now and then, just challenge yourself to do a half marathon / big distance on a route set on your own mate if you want to remove hassle. I've never done a fully fledged race but try to get at least one huge run in the books every month with x4 10kms in a week too. I ruin all my progress by being an absolute piss can but my half time is sub 1hr 35m now. My 5k time at my Leeds peak was less than 19 minutes n all, phenomenal form for a man whose blood type is cask imo. Always personally found that after a while out, a few runs in and the stiffness just wears off and it becomes routine rather than a chore!

Me on a Friday post-McDonalds looking forward to Robot Wars then Fort Boyard NOT Signing Odsonne Eduoard on deadline day of all days

Bags a few goals against Shortbread FC and now we are relying on him to keep us in the Barclays? How about get ****ed @the board?

Also his captors are the Ibis Budget

Half a Miquel for the Moroccan lad. Embarrassing and shit window with a rubbish manager featuring numerous pics of "Khun Top" wearing his best Roy Bons from the social admin. Immediate liquidation am beggin

"Looking forward to wearing the shirt" he sounds like me awaiting a DPD delivery from Reiss ffs I am done at this, my heads gone here

Saying this is better than Nketiah is like saying you'd rather eat one dog shit than two dog shits. Either way, you're eating dog shit

**** this man, what a hideously underwhelming window

My captors are treating me well

If he's half as good as Kelchi Ineacho then sure

Loved Kelchi

Alright Finnegan put down the second account

Castrate this man

Yes, I am actually a Geordie and support Newcastle. That's why I've been on a Leicester forum since 2007 and have accumulated more posts than a man as gorgeous as me should've

Would rather shag a beloved relative. ****ing hell Leicester you're shit.

Cooper likes Maupay

Yeah brother, very comforting seeing their name slapped on stuff, well kept ESB one of my favourite bevs and their pubs done feel homogenised. Guy in the Dove was class too filling us in on stuff, just a great experience In the Express Tavern over the road from Brentford's ground now man, great selection from the same lads as the Lyric in Soho. Bass in London!

Just had a swift ESB in the Dove in Hammersmith, ****ing hell what a beautiful gaff

Thought this would be a fun transfer because of his tree trunk neck, turns out he can't play football and is a homophobe What a morning

Girthiest neck in the biz