Miquel The Work Geordie

Look at that little tash man, get this guy in, pay him what he wants

He made some good tackles / blocks tonight – but I still think Faes follows the ball too quickly, there's very little discipline there. There were a couple of moments at the start of the second half before our goal where space would open up because he'd go after the ball unnecessarily. They got a couple of shots off from it. Said in the match thread he's like a dog in the park.

Absolutely crackers that by the time he's packed it in he'll have done a tour of all those Europa League heavy hitters. Your Lilles, Sevillas, Romas. He's definitely got a naughty stint at Galatasaray in his locker too. The Iceberg that sank the Titanic would do him over 1km

Brennan Johnson looks like El Nombre

Ooooooooooooooooooooofffffftttttttttttt

People laughed at me when I said I was going city win and over 3.5 goals - they're not laughing now are they! The bookie basher strikes again

Bringing on Soumare over Ricardo man

This game is tailor made for that little goblin Werner to score

Me seeing big Boubacar coming on

WHATS WRONG WIYA LEEDS

That free kick has just landed in my back jardin and I live in Canberra, Australia

CALLING NICK ROSS ON CRIME WATCH BECAUSE THERES BEEN A ROBBERY

Faes follows the ball like a ****ing sheepdog in a park.

He's good until he goes the darts at Christmas then plays the rest of the season like a slim Luke Litter

"Hey buddy, me again. Look dude, I know you're upset about what happened between your mum and your dad - but if you want I'll let you sit in the passenger seat of the soft top this weekend, how does that sound?"

Alan Smith only eats grey food

Steve Cooper, Steve BOOOOOOOOper for me !

Tell you what the guys out there in the stadium bowl are needed now more than ever, make your voices heard foxes fans and get that stadium bowl rocking

Look on the bright side everyone, at least we all have the we buy any car jingle in our heads now

It's been a resolute defensive display tbh, Decordova-Reid has been great and Wilf has been decent. The stats don't tell the full picture, we play like this and we get to 40 points easy

Absolute shite substitution porn, that

People can accept a gulf in class but that was absolutely rubbish and people are allowed to think so. FACT

Anyone else as buzzing as I am for our 78th minute sub (Cannon on for Vardy)

Sticking 20 quid on us to win and over 3.5 goals, the bookies basher strikes again

Not even the Gillette advert can perk me up here FURDER TO SON DOIN WHATCHA OWLWAYS DUUURNNN