Miquel The Work Geordie

Jack Hendry will need years of hypnotherapy from his dad Stephen after that

gollleeeeee

I don't hate *every* facet of the modern game but Brazil starting "the teenager from Bournemouth" and playing in white shorts, let the soil reclaim me

Scott McKenna effigies at fireworks displays across Scotland this November. The shortbread David Beckham

Scott McKenna will need years of hypnotherapy from his dad Paul after that

The yellow on this Brazil kit is shite, custard cream ass kit

Aside from the fact they look nothing alike, play in different positions, have only one club in common, are from completely different parts of the country, and would in theory be playing for us at different stages of their careers then yes, Richard Stearman vibes

The pro King Power set will say "be careful what you wish for" while we've now got fans dreaming of John Lundstram

Not overly concerned as England are contractually obligated to produce The Dullest Game You've Ever Seen every international tournament but felt a bit like Tuchel wasted 15 mins of that second half, no need to persist with the same shite.

Oh it's a lovely bit of business

Rice is done

How have you missed

Been one of the most stop start games I think I've ever seen

Get these wingers off man

Wish someone would bloody ban those vuvuzelas, constant din

Just singing the best england world cup song at home to get myself buzzing for the second half It is of course World At Your Feet by Embrace

I knew it was coming, world class

One of the great hard bodied MILFs

Starmer's resignation has clearly rocked the England camp

Proof if any more were needed that the vibes are simply better on itv this tournament

Algeria 2010 ass half

Noni Madueke playing like he grew up with posters of Stephy Mavididi on his bedroom wall

People in the crowd will be able to say "I was there" with teary eyes about this Jordan Ayew performance

Introducing our new signing, Jodran Awey