Miquel The Work Geordie

Lidl malt loaf is superior to its branded alternative. I'm not heavy handed, I have the delicate hands of a pianist, but too many times I've had squishy Soreen that's a bugger to slice without squashing it. Not any more

Kepper doing the Paul Robinson dive

He looks like an FM24 regen

Summer of 69 is actually disgusting when you think about it

This better finish in 90 mins, the BBC have Mrs Browns Boys D'Movie scheduled in for midnight

I must be missing something because Martin really isn't saying anything particularly jarring at all

Itv posted a clip of him and Dixon the other day, think it was after Bellingham scored, and you can see him immediately going to his notes to reel off his sound bites, not an ounce of spontaneity in him at all

He has a weird knack of asking open questions that are basically closed. "So you met Khun Top, that must've been incredible for you, what was that like?"

Not sure about this blur effect they've got going on, jus makes it look like you've got margerine on your phone again

I'm not particularly enamoured with the appointment but what exactly is he doing wrong there

That gimp n all, ****s sake

HE MOVED HIS HIPS LIKE A SAMBA DARNCER, HE WAS DARNCING TO THE SAMBA RYHTYM, HE SHIMMIED LIKE A SALSA DARNCER ON COPACABANA BEACH Alright Sam I think we get it

Looks like a Brazil kit thats been hung in a sunny window for aba 3 years

Yeeeeeee

I know Japan are tidy and Brazil aren't what they were but the tournament badly needs a "shock" exit to give it a bit of a jolt

My ****ing god snap their hands off, absolutely rotten player

This world cup is 48 teams

Didn't even get our beloved pens, what a vibeless world cup so far man

Good to see some common sense from the pundits, never a goddam pen

Piss off Jesse you daft tit

Never a pen, what the **** is Unkel Kracker on aba

One for the neutrals

He's not very inspiring but I find it odd that this tournament seems to have been the straw to break the camel's back with Clarke — they were way worse in the last Euros. Manner of that Brazil defeat probably the final nail in the coffin because the points tally about par. Really odd one, they've shown they have it in them to bloody a few noses in qualifying but when it comes to the big event they've shit themselves.

OOOOOO ITS A BAD MISS