Miquel The Work Geordie

Absolute shite compared to the Arnie version and doesn't end on this banger either

Joe Mattock for the TikTok generation

A tough afternoon ends in defeat. 🔵 #LEISHU

The right subs, we needed to slow the game down

Moyes didn't want to come here last season, he wasn't the one that got away

Libertadores final tonight, think she's on the BBC, or iPlayer bare min Flamengo v Palmeiras

All summer he kept prattling on about "clean slates" for everyone – a lot of these players have had numerous "clean slates," and that probably indicates they're a bit ****ing crap.

More threads for Foxtrot Oscar Podcast than shots on target over the last two months

Planned a post-match buffet tonight with some beloved friends and family, gone all out with dehydrated papaya, crispy coconut rolls and more larb-flavoured biscuit sticks than you could imagine The atmosphere will be sour now

That's how you pronounce it

Luke Thomas is on a ✨Be a Left Back Experience✨ as part of a stag do

A bit of positivity wouldn't go amiss in this thread

Daka runs like Todd Carty on Dancing On Ice

People slate Ayew but we've missed his delivery at set pieces

When was the last time we signed a defender who wasn't complete dogshit?

BUT WHO CARES, WE WALK LIKE RIHANNA

No, it's all an elaborate joke we're all in on to trick you

Just enjoy it now imo

Sean Bean to come on and score the winner after seeing the ghost of his dead brother in the crowd

You aren't being stupid, Daniel Storey seems to think: - Mavididi scored twice against Stoke (he obviously didn't) and... - James Justin is the only player to score more than once in a match since the start of 23/24. He isn't – In the Enzo season, Fatawu got his hat trick against Southampton. Vardy got 4 braces. Dewsbury-Hall got 2 braces. Mavididi got 2 braces. Daka got 2 braces. Even bloody Tom Cannon got two goals against Huddersfield on NYD. It's a really weird passage, absolutely none of it is correct and it's not even close to being so.

He's having you on

Joint player of the match, someone get the utter woke nonsense meme

Holborn Whippet went a few years ago mate :--------( And the Resting Hare they had near St Pancras :-------------------------------------(

Yeah there's some lovely jobs in Holborn mate, could throw a net over The Dolphin, Lady Ottoline, The Lamb, Perseverance and The Duke. Agreed that it's easy to slip into £8 Nastro Azzuro territory there with a wrong move but there are stacks of gems tucked away.

Depends on what we're classing as central here but got to respectfully but completely disagree with this brother. Holborn, Clerkenwell, Marylebone, Soho home to some fantastic pubs and that's just north of the river centrally.