Miquel The Work Geordie

Grown men hashtagging 'first world problems' might be worse actually, fair play

That home kit in 16/17 was so shit

I don't actually mind when beans come like this – I know you're likely getting fewer beans but there's nothing worse than bean juice encroachment on a breakfast

What's everyone's thoughts on Mango? Had some great jumpers from them down the years

Na, not when you read it in the context of the interview. Plenty of talk about how we've not been good enough too, it's not anywhere near as blasé as Maddison's effort.

Beachfront property in Anstey

I feel like I'm going ****ing mad looking at this from that PDF - can someone confirm that this map is way off and that what they've highlighted as "King Power Stadium" is just that housing / office block off Bede Park? The King Power should be off to the bottom right of this, surely? Am I being thick?

This is from sunlight mainly - you get a month or two tops before those bad lads start fading in the April heat

Next are crap for chinos, colour wears far too easily, have some self respect

2 wins in his last 20 league matches

Vassell was free and relatively handy for 18 months or whatever it was, feels harsh he's on this, played wide a fair bit too. Of that list only he and Campbell have managed double figures in a PL season (both away from us, obviously) and he's the best player out of that lot.

Gets said quite frequently, Sheff United and Southampton both in the frame after crap starts in recent years but Wolves just look so bad and the Edwards appointment feels like one for next season rather than this one.

Never owned a pair with such durable and sustained colour, minimal fade and I'll wear these bad boys throughout the year All hail the M&S Ultimate Twill Chino

The Black Country needs bombing for what they did to the Salmon

Both gaffs for people who put Huel in their kettle

Say what you want man, the M&S chino is unparalleled

Me after picking up 24 prawn rings and an arctic roll from Beaumont Leys

Seeing that one next to the Spoons in St Pancras emerge, primed for a half cut over-order is one of life's greatest pleasures imo

Bel Doy and Radney

If you look closely at that selfie you can see a patch of grass noticeably different to the rest. This can mean only one thing and one thing only, a shallow grave has been dug and the turf replaced. @themetpolice please have a look at this

If you can't take the HEATH get out of the kitchen

I'll be going and taking my 2 year old daughter. She hasn't experienced the ferocity of a game against Derby in her decade or so of following the foxes home and away

3 pints

Always good to get one over on Brunei. Absolute Sultan merchants