Miquel The Work Geordie

Club is on its ****ing arse

Brazilian footballers or John Smiths in Spoons pintmen?

Great goal Morocco need to learn how to shoot

That's lovely

Bilal has his dick out here

This Brazil shorts aren't the right blue

Qatar of course a gorgeous little country

Turn up and bore everyone to tears every 2 years, in the bin cuckoo clock merchants

Ahhahahahahahahahhahha

World Cup vibes at an all time low so far

Gave his all at hiding behind the ref He's vaguely likeable compared to a load of other shit bags but he's on far too much money for someone who offers so little, can't wait for him to sod off

"The tech is so advanced" - mate it was aba 2 yards offside

Are we going insane

What has happened here? He was way off?

You fear for a nation of their colouring

I don't want Scotland to win but they've got some real talent in the middle of the pitch, they really should be putting Haiti to bed pretty comfortably and getting out of this group as one of the third places. The current versions of Morocco and Brazil are very very dislikable n all, that would be a match I'd normally look forward to

Barry isn't his nickname

Wonder if we'll get the new shirt reveal with the manager announcement, truly harking back to other bad old days

Huth acknowledging recruitment and general running of the club has been crap but apparently if fans clap a bit more that'll sort it. Doesn't want to upset his precious mates does he, prat.

They never will – R16/quarter final merchants

I wish them nothing but the worst I really do

@Zear0 on here said to me once he sounds like Waldo from that early Black Mirror episode and it's not far off imo !

"Auto correct"

Alexi Lalas is a tit, this has reminded me of one of my all time favourite anti-Yank tweets from when he was pro Super League

Was thinking about this today for some reason, why was it so creepy