Miquel The Work Geordie

Yellow card for Randall off Recess

Come on Bosnia, we can't have a man called Jesse dressed like a funeral director winning a game in a world cup

Neil Buchanan's son on the wing for Canada, feel old yet

YOU YOU YOU YOU, OUGHTA KNOW

Big Alanis doing the Terence and Philip song

Might be the first time in my life ITV are better (or at least more watchable) for their main event pundits. Great to see McAnuff get a chance on the big games n all, no doubt he'll be on a few 3am'ers but he's absolutely class.

Good goal to be fair and he's hit it well to be fair, I can't lie to be fair

The Scottish Way™ would be not being in the tournament at all, surely?

I wish I'd been in a coma for three years tbh

"Lets hear from Christina Unkel" five words to strike fear into the hearts of anyone sane

Yank refereeing expert talking about the impact zone, they truly are the worst people on planet earth

Guillermo Ochoa looks like an old woman

Can't wait for a delicious pint of Aramco at half time

@Finnegan Still think playing it out from the back causes no goals 😂😂😂😂

Christ, number 5 for Mexico has a good set of eyebrows on him

Yeah it did seem weirdly turned down On another note, Ally McCoist is a completely different proposition on co-comms when he's sat next to a proper commentator and not that twat Darren Fletcher

Should've just had the whole thing in Mexico man, be arsed with the competitive hotdog eaters north of the border

Proper unprecedented levels of "I'm hearing" merchants after Percy drops a Tweet

From the outside looking in Edwards seemed to do well at Wolves but he'd suck his own dong if he could, no thanks

I don't think you can have betting/gambling on the front of shirts in the Prem next season

Hull have had proepr lovely Kappa kits in the Skybet and they've gone with some bloody "hands in the ruck sir" supplier on promotion to Are League, get them relegated

We'll see how much he wants to stay there if Man City don't bend over to Forest's demands

NFL teams play on artificial surfaces, not waterlogged turf. Not everything is a conspiracy.