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Woman falls in love with and marries the Eiffel tower I think i would prefer for this story to of been made up.

Bacon and avacado salad. I had it once when i was at Franky & Benny's so thought i would try and recreate it at home. nice but not as nice as how franky & Benny's do it..

he kept on getting butted?

chocolate hobnobs?!!? :w00t:

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" * * * * * * * * * The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. * * * * * * * * * A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. * * * * * * * * * 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. * * * * * * * * * Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." * * * * * * * * The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

treason!

on DVD? so you have the semi final game against cambridge? Youtube, my friend, youtube!!!

I remember one game.. cant remember who it was against but the club gave away 3,000 tickets to school kids and put them all in the top tier of the south stand above the away fans.... message came over the tannoy, i swear the guy was mocking the away fans when he said it... " this is a message to the children sitting in the South stand above the away fans. Can you please stop chucking boiled sweets at the away fans" they got biggest cheer of the game!

Yeah, what was that hair cut all about! . we had players back then who played their heart out for the club... Tommy wright, Kevin Russell... Happy days..

My best memory was when we stuffed Cambridge 5-0 in a play off semi final after drawing at their ground in the first leg. A young Dion Dublin was quite a menace back then and they really did know all about long ball. John Beck picked a good side full of thugs... Anyway... standing in the kop jumping around hugging grown men i had never met ( as per usual for a city win) each time a goal went in watching us absolutly destroy one of the most awkward teams i had ever seen was ace. We even gave Cambridge a clap as they went round the pitch - we were feeling THAT sporting at having won!!! That game had everything... cambridge tried to gang rape us in the first few minutes but we some how got through it. It also had the best save i had ever personally seen by a GK.. totally bizarre save by their kepper yet fantastic.... Best city Memory STANDING in the Spion Kop!!! those were the days and if anyone ever is able to find a video of the highlights ( featured on central sports special) then i would be most grateful!!!!

absolute quality!! poor guy.. did he not have any family at all?

because of the whole way it works in portugal, no one was allowed to communicate openly with the press about it all... especially witnesses..

Q:What does a cannabal get when he is late home for his tea? A: The cold shoulder Bada boom!

nearly lost my job. meant to order £170 worth of a certain stock but some how ended up ordering £17,000 worth instead. Luckily the guy who got the order thought he would ask me if i meant to order that much. I owe him a pint. several, infact.

no no no! you got it all wrong! Marlon harewood: Cone head:

what is it about Roeder that just makes you want to pic on him? saw this one too...

Glen roeder Micheal j Fox

lol

lol please tell me thats not genuine?

If its any consolation to you finners, you took part in the best game of rugby i have seen for many years... Actually i think i know the answer to that..

didnt quite know where to put this so i just thought maybe this is the place... My Absolute Hero is Murray walker.... Funniest man ever to appear on tv... Murray walker

The candyman Bobby Zamora

It will never work!!!