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I cant believe we are discussing two of the shitest programs ever to come out of England.... Even more unbelievable is the fact that i wasted time and energy to add to the thread...

I bet this ruffled their feathers a bit!! BA-DUM * no little fluffy ducklings were hurt during the making of this video....

I paid $3.20 for a gallon of milk yesterday. I didn't consider this to be bargain until I found out in parts of Alaska they pay $10 for a gallon. I now feel vastly superior* to large segments of Alaska for obtaining this bargain. * superior can be replaced with fortunate at readers discretion

Got back from my biometrics appointment today. Thats it. Im in the american system, got to stop all my wicked ways now. Just a matter of weeks before my permanent residency card arrives....

Nigel Benn Darius Vassell

I deserve that one. AOWW... you're a teacher... don't tell me it hasn't bugged you at some stage...

their there they're whats so bloody difficult about them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Android is playing up and won't let me reply, but those are quality, Rico and Simo.

Gary glitter has offered to help with the rescue effort in chile... he's heard there are 33 minors trapped underground ...

there is a photo from an old copy of FHM that had a man trying to 'molest' a chicken in a cave. during his efforts he dislodged some rocks, brought the cave crashing down on him killing both him and the poor innocent chicken.. I dont know if that counts or not...

when was the last time you saw a person licking their own balls? eh ? eh? NEVER! very clean animals....

This story hass been around for a few days... 75 mile traffic jam with 10,000 cars

there is a store just a couple of miles up the road that sells Levi's for $23 thats about 15 quid...

this is zelda. the one above is bobcat Goldthwaite from the old police academy films...

Martin O'Neill Mr Beasley from Bob the Builder

Hello and welcome. Just wondering where abouts in america you were?

Several months ago I thought I would be a clever bugger and clear up some space on my hard drive. Thinking I was well smart I realised I had the same files taking up space in my regular music folder and in my itunes folder. As I only used itunes at the time decided I would delete about 10 gig of songs. Now I am set up properly in the states, I have realised this was not wise. No systen restore points will help either - now none of my itunes music will play. Anyone know of a way to get these songs back? And yes, I feel very silly.

Impressive rant

made my day.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8671577.stm so not only is he put in prison for 10 years fr a crime he didnt commit, his wife leaves him and his children are adopted .... I really shouldn't be finding this amusing...

Used to love the Crankys when i was a kid, but the older i get the more worrying i find it that the guy used to get his wife to dress up as a school boy...

I will be spending the next 2 weeks saying all my goodbyes to family and friends before i emmigrate to the States. I have more meals and evenings out lined up than i could possibly wish for. I have so much to plan and do.. But today? Im enjoying still being in bed. :-)

its building up nicely here on the edge of the city - Glen Parva.. good few inches have settled on the lawn.