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Grinning Horse Joe Mcelderry from the X-factor

yup indeedy. im guessing that one of the photos that people are using the url for is from the website mentioned...

my gf is american... we went to visit my dad and she about fell off her chair when he announced after sunday dinner he was "going to go sit on his bed and have a fag."

wanted this to be more of an amazing news story instead of amusing but anyway... http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.as...&ocid=today

Tesco at it again!!! fantastic!!! Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12...l#ixzz0SoAZjiRB

Tom Cruise: John Barrowman:

glenn Roeder millhouse from the simpsons :

sorry to hear that, mate

well i have been having a very crap few days... but then i saw this: and yes.. i do know the kind of show it came from... this has to be where Alan Partridge got his inspiration from...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8239576.stm

Beaker: Chris Evans:

good shout..

A Dandelion: Phil Spector:

Pete Burns: Janice from the muppets:

The idiots on here who want: Fryatt hanged because he has gone a whole game without scoring Pearson sacked because he brought a sub on ten minutes later or too early than they wanted him to MM Shot because they think he should of been getting a 20m loan out to spend on new players this season the pitch dug up, the ground sold and the club disbanded because one of Oakley's passes went astray. Anyone over 30 and playing to score a hat-trick every game or be sold Anyone under 20 to score two hat-tricks every game or be sold The whole first team sacked because someone else actually scored a good goal against us. The absolute tools on here who think we have some devine right to get promoted and should win all our 46 league games. Those who think we ' belong in the prem' We are in the champ because we are not good enough for the prem you spoons!!! all of you....

Man Keeps severed leg for 20 years Slighty bizarre is the Black and white video of a 1-legged and 1-armed dancer called Crip heard they have added to the bottom of the story... Even more bizarre is the fact he is introduced with the words " Take it away, Crip" Even weirder in the middle of all this is a photo of a leg with the words on it " I am a leg, I am fine" Strange news story all round..

I'll tell you what makes my blood boil.... Crematoriums.

heya!

Sophie Ellis Baxter has been found dead in a french footballers appartment... Investigating officers say she was head butted to death. Local papers say ... It was murder on Zidane's floor

Mixed opinions on my start to the day... bare in mind i am 5 hrs behind GMT so its only just 8am here... i have been kept up all night by my chicks! im having a go at hatching and raising some chickens and the first batch didnt go to well, only 3 out of 26 eggs hatched. all three going well still. Being the saddo that i am i spent hours researching into what i might of done wrong, made some changes and moved the incubator into my bedroom to keep an eye on them at night. tried 16 eggs this time and ALL of them have hatched throughout yesterday and last night. Boy, 16 chicks sure do make more noise than 3. not even a wink of sleep all night. the incubator will be coming out of my bedroom tonight.

chuffin typical. i wait years to get some decent snow in england, move to the states and look what goes and happens... not had any snow here either.

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a Gorgeous blonde sitting at the next table. He has Been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the Nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying Out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, And hands it back. 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops Her eye back in place. 'I'm sure that must have embarrassed you so let me Pay for your dinner to make it up to you,' she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and Afterwards they go to the Theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams And he listens, he shares his and she listens. The guy is amazed and totally Impressed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are You this nice to every guy you meet? ' 'No,' she replies. . . . . 'You just happened to catch my eye.'