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3/10 performance from Tielemans this evening, beford he was hooked early. That 'll win over the Villa fans.

Yeah, until the FA Cup final, when they will lose to Leicester City again.

Haha Villa fans complaining audibly. Things you love to see.

Much though I despise Chelsea, if this knocks Villa off their high horse, I can live with it.

Cry "Vaffanculo" and let slip the dogs of war

Good for him

The website reminds me of the dirtier football streams: All I want to find is football, and all I get is a massive load of arse, popping up and obscuring the thing I am looking for.

The first time I witnessed this in Liverpool, I couldn't believe it. They actally walk around the city centre like that as a badge of honour. I should clarify it's the ladies we are talking about (although I wouldn't put it past Calvert-Lewin).

Michail Antonio has gone a bit "Rive Gauche", aint he?

Maybe The Duke of Nonce's time has come.

He's a fairly old dude. It would knock a 30 year old sideways. Someone his age, it'll take a lot of getting over.

Authors. And thank you.

Havertz holding the top of his head there.

Liverpool would be getting 8 or 9 minutes extra if this was at Anfield (or until they score, whichever is sooner). Interested to see how much is added on.

I know this is a bit extreme, but they should hook up the managers to tazers, and if they go outside their technical area, they get blitzed, and lay twitching and semi conscious on the ground.

Nah. Shoulder to shoulder - fair contest.

It was THATCHER.

Gael Clichy appears to apply his hairline with a thick black felt tip pen.

Tell me you had the famous Killie Pie at Rugby Park. The best thing about that ground. Be warned that Tannadice's away end has utterly shit catering, so I hope you go in the home end. My top 3 Scottish away grounds are, for various obscure reasons, Alloa, Queen of The South and Arbroath.

Sunderland's kit is proper Stabilo Boss.

It would have to be a sticky thread of *established* songs only, otherwise you would just get people putting in their own suggestions for new ones, and the players' actual songs would be lost in a morass of failed metre, inadequate rhyme and dashed poetic hope.

Verily, the multitude was joyous When our LORD appeared Under the cross of St Marc To smite the wicked City of Brum

Telephone for you, Mr Jinxit.

If you don't say "Twotford" in your head every time they are mentioned, you are doing it wrong.

13. More Academy products getting a shot than they have in a long while, and doing well.