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We’re having a toxic-off with spuds. like who can produce the smelliest fart

2 more and I might start to believe we’ll hold out for a win

Bilall!!!!!

Feed the GOAT and he will score

Doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results. Chimps learn quicker than this.

Exactly what I expected really.

BEK is still absolute sauce. Penny for his thoughts.

Why is Faes even in the squad? He wants out. He doesn’t care. That would be bad enough even if he was a very good player, which he isn’t. Can’t stand the arrogant *****.

Easy

VK is bobbins. Always looks like he’s running on a treadmill. Justin and Ayew doing a poor job of containing Son too.

it’s supposed to be ayew but he’s gassed 30 yards behind play more often than not

I don’t get this criticism of Vardy. We all know he’s not the player he was. But the role he’s being asked to play is spearing the attack as a finisher, not to drop in and link play or harry and annoy like he used to. Plenty of strikers have played that role over the years at younger ages and to less effect than Vardy - but if we aren’t able to service him (which is our issue) then what else is he supposed to do?

Like a playground game this

Bloody hell ayew. Crap shot from a great opportunity. in spurs, looks like we’ve found our match in terms of defensive shakiness. Which means I’m looking forward to the incoming 4-0 loss.

Viktor with a honking start

Monga removed all his Leicester posts on insta. He’ll be off like Nyoni then.

It is a massive dent to his credibility. Never had Percy down as one to fall for that sort tripe.

Ruud is going to pour cold water over all this hearsay at the press conference and it will be as typically dull and uninformative as we've come to expect from him.

I hate Faes so much. If he was even half the player he thought he is, he’d be terrific.

Rubbish. That was purely about desire from them, and lack of it from us. I can take being shit, but I can’t take not trying. Unacceptable.

Fulham dictating the game really

Sorry if I’ve missed it - have we heard why the new lad hasn’t made the squad?

He receives the ball very well under pressure and plays a neat and tidy pass if it’s 20 yards or less, but I don’t really see what he offers beyond that.

Winks doesn’t offer enough defensively or offensively

Remarkably, we’re still within one win of 16th place. But it’ll require an entirely new and competent back four being purchased in the next two weeks.