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Aribo looks overweight, unfit, and unarsed. You’ve only just come on man, put some effort in!

Finally

It’s the hope that kills you isn’t it

Yeah but it’s actually been his best game in a long time for us. Not helped by his left flank partner playing terribly either

I think his silly bald head is just bone all the way through

We have actually competed a bit better than in recent times, but I just can’t trust us to get anything from this game.

Other than being able to dribble into the box if he receives the ball within 10 yards of it, I fail to see what Stephy offers as an attacking footballer. Sub please.

Looks like he’d fit right in our team - a liability. Has he been playing all season for Boro?

I prefer Bego in goal, but his kicking is shite isn’t it

All he had to do was hit the target

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Ricardo absolutely cooked as a fullback too. Legs have gone. Put him in a midfield two or GTFO.

We’ll capitulate from here. Okoli is thick as pig shit. Shit at football too, but he’s not alone in that. Mavididi also absolutely honking again. Mukasa about the only player who looks threatening - some stature and talent for an 18 year old.

wish this slob would bugger off

best performance of the season until the self-immolation, then a familiarly grim watch until full time. we're still not creating anywhere near enough, but the determination and balance of the team looks better.

Looks like I picked the wrong game to miss to do my Xmas shopping

How much were they asking for a ticket for this slop?

Rancid. sack them all

Was that one offside too? this is my mates the ref right? abysmal officiating for both goals

Another crap performance, if a little less crap than other performances. Delighted with the three points. We’re better with Bego. I still ****in hate Wout Faes.

Why has the whistle not gone yet?

It was nowhere near as bad as you are making out

Knew it couldn’t last

Excellent save. Faes a piece of human excrement

Don’t think we were any good. Stoke flattered to deceive too. Happy for us to be ahead and for pat and stephy - hopefully the confidence boost they both need.