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I given Russell Martin 30 mins into our first game to take that prize

Did the boring pundits get to Curacao? You're awful lads. Concede some goals and try and bag a few world cup goals. Turning upto a once in 4 your tourney to camp on edge of your box is weird as hell. The nonce pundits saying they need to be tight at the back haye footie.

Genuinely excited to see this guy fail in the same way he always does. When Michael Cheek is banging in the 3rd for Bromley while we have 72% possession. Its gonna hit like crack

I'd sell him purely cus of the coin hes on. But I dont mind winks at all Think he brings a bit of shpunken that's missing from most of our players.

It was 2 teams basically not arsed about scoring a goal for 75 mins. Morocco seemed sound just having the ball and wondering why the other team didn't want it

That was a pen tbf. That being said, im glad it wasn't given

Very much dependent on Clarke allowing them to attack. Even with Brazil not being the team they used to be and likely rotating players. Id imagine Clarke already has a brown stain in his undies

I reckon at this point they'd take a shot on target. Never mind a win

I can only assume Clarke thought it was 0-0 till the last advert break. Absolute madness, id be sick I hated Southgate for sitting on 1-0 leads. Sitting on a 1-0 loss in tournament footie is mental

Ive got McSauce to score or be carded, so if he could go psycho in any feasible way. Nows the time

Shankland is going into next season gaslighted into thinking he's worse than Lyndon dukes. Poor guy.

Christ, imagine being scottish. Absolutely woeful. Nothing to lose really and they've decided to play absolutely no part in the tournament. Fans are class to be fair. Manager is a huge coward though

Bloody hell, it's Eni Aluko!

Positive: He's aware he's a weirdo, fair play.

How's that gone through about 8 bodies haha Great hit to be fair to the lad

He must be watching a lot of these games and be absolutely giddy with the aimless passing going on haha

Hopefully in for a decent last 25. Bosnia have entered the match

Something happened! Great shot and superb save! Oh damn he was offside. It still counts as a thing happening though

Has Embolo touched the ball? Im in too deep now, cant turn it off

Any danger your boys will try and score at some point or are they just happy to pass it aimlessly for 90 mins? Haha Might need a Xhaka thunderbastard from 30 yards

Christ this is a painful watch. Wish we could skip the boring "control" and "nice patterns" part of a lot of these games and just get to the good bit where teams actually try to score goals. Dzeko's jinking feet probably the highlight of a nothing half.

Imagine Russell Martin is tugging himself silly over this Portugal performance. Probably not helping that they're playing with 10 men to be fair. Ronaldo playing like prime Yakubu! These changes should help them Credit to DR Congo though. Very solid performance from them

Lovely preview of whats to come for us next season with that 2nd Norway goal

Im gonna toss in anyone daft enough to think a Russell Martin team will be high energy. I think any of us could have come up with the Rudkin quote though. Definitely just a generic quote put in by the comms team haha.

Sideways and backwards everywhere we gooooooo