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First pony trot of the season tomorrow. If we're not announcing anyone today then you can expect a couple more weeks silence

I know statements don't mean a lot, but sounds very much like he wants/needs a summer off

The **** were you expecting?!?

He is. We’re not going to be able to follow every move anymore though as he’s sold both jets and the yacht… which is perfectly fine and doesn’t indicate financial ruin…

Not even playing in that seasons kit

Horrific. So if someone missed a game because of a family death in 15/16 or 25/26… tough shit.

Administration, la manga, the bosses son windmilling a Thai hooker, back to back relegations… and yet THIS is the worst thing the club has ever publicly done

To be fair potentially refunded £20 to see Benny two foot Wes Brown is tempting…

@StanSP Benny seems to be lying on the floor in his “can’t wait to see you guys” video too…

Rooting for you Siobhan!

Yeah in some ways given i've been to see them 3 or 4 times this season i'm a bit gutted that neutral element will fade slightly Having said that it'll be nice to have more of these local away days!

Pep Lijnders? Probably the best assistant manager currently in world football who has worked for Liverpool and Man City. The **** are you smoking?

Time to bring this thread back on track after this “all stars” shambles!

The idiotic timing is the biggest issue. Most decent names will be involved in World Cup broadcasts and travelling to America or wherever to do testing. The day of the champions league final probably ruled out someone like Hazard who loves a charity game and would have made so much sense! (again, broadcast stuff) Similarly with what others have said about all start Celtic/Liverpool/Real teams... they'll all likely be getting more money to be involved in world cup stuff. Useless fools.

Just using what i've just paid a football 'celeb' who i'd consider to be affordable as an example. You're looking at 200k there for the 18 Our 6000 ticket sales so far equates to about 120-150k...... Charities are going to do well out of this

Has he? They've definitely sold both planes and the yacht now then..... nothing to see here... everything is fine!

I'm guessing at this point it's too embarrassing to announce who those filling the gaps are (Ben Hamer for example) so they're just saying nothing. Imagine they will try and squeeze Liam Moore in as well. Along with Joe Dodoo and Harry Panayiotou.... possibly Tom Lawrence as well

I see we've reached the "Hold Wes hostage and make him record a video" stage of promotion....

If he’s making a full takeover, then the local property person could be clewes at Derby. He’s Derby through and through but he definitely bought them because he wanted the land around pride park to develop and I don’t think that side of it has gone to plan so far. We already have full planning for the sort of thing a property developer would want to achieve.

God I hope Jamie doesn’t pick up the phone to Tony this morning. No one deserves to get out of jail free on this one!

We’ve not had a GK coach since Marti left, U21 team filling in. If he’s getting into that then no issues as player coach 3rd choice.

Josh King a) still exists and b) has been offered a contract??

A week to go and they’re still asking people to buy tickets for a game that features squad players from our winning year against…… no one?

Excellent work from PompeyAnt there

His one goal in 25 last time out in league one must have sealed the deal