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Weird. Anyway. Still here? You're about to get promoted. And then relegated. This is what counts as the glory days for cov. Sod off back to your own forum and enjoy it.

And Ayew isn't even a striker. A winger or generic forward pressed into service as a striker. Of sorts

Signed because we need a third choice keeper, not to play. Relax.

One to us? Optimism. I like it.

Why are you still here? I don't remember you hanging around when we were winning the league and the FA cup and playing in Europe. Bring patronised by Cov fans is as low as it gets.

Buttered toast frequently lands butter-side down (about 62% to 81% of the time) because of the physics of the fall, not just bad luck. When toast slides off a standard-height table, it has just enough time to complete a half-rotation, meaning a top-facing slice flips to land face-down.

Don't like it. Takes football further away from rewarding teams for what they deserve on merit.

I think it is reasonable to suspect that Cooper put those names forward. They have his fingerprints all over them. Yes, they have played in the Premier League but you are in a seriously small minority if you think, or thought at the time, that they were what we needed. The majority on here were horrified, as I was. Especially after we had been linked to some quite exiting prospects. You seem to have bought into Cooper's PL experience fixation. Let me remind you that Coady, Vestergaard, Edouard and Bertrand also had PL experience. They were all hopeless and you could see it coming a mile off.

More good games? We haven't won for two calendar months. We haven't kept a clean sheet since September.

We are remarkably consistent. A home win is guaranteed.

Yeah, your argument has won me round. And here I was thinking they were a pair of over-the-hill dossers that can't even cut it in The Championship. Nice one Steve. Excellent recruitment.

They might have been cheap, at least in terms of fee, but they were very much first teamers for cooper. Imagine taking a newly promoted team and thinking that a pair of geriatric journeymen would be the answer to keeping them up! Cooper and his 'experience' fixation. Imagine compounding that horror by then breaking the bank and over-paying by about triple for a spurs reserve defensive midfielder that we didn't need. Cooper takes the bronze medal. It's an awful indictment of the club that there are two even worse in recent memory.

For me it was always Peter Taylor for dismantling O'Neil's team, but that position has been usurped by Mr Snake Oil - Brendan Rodgers. When he was appointed, I said it would all end in tears. No one has caused more damage to this club.

Chuck Berry: Now go! Go Jonny go go go! Go Jonny go go go!

Chaka Khan: Daka, Daka, Daka, Daka can't Daka can't, Daka can't, Daka can't Daka can't, let me rock you, Daka can't Let me rock you, that's all I wanna do Daka can't.... ....etc

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right...

I suspect that some people enjoy being contrarians, like flat-earthers. That's the only explanation I can think of those two votes for KP remaining. Don't expect a reasoned argument for it.

So we have a football operations director, a sporting director and a chief footballing officer? The club is a farce.

But the "football culture" is toxic. That is the very problem you absolute clown.

Absolutely scandalous that the most senior position overseeing the footballing side has gone to the man responsible for overseeing all of the staggering previous failures. Surely we can't let this pass.

In hindsight, we probably should have played Evans or Hutchinson up front. Our senior options are so comically poor that we wouldnt have lost anything by taking the gamble and those kids would be further along in their development and closer to being ready themselves.

You think? You seem very phlegmatic about the fact that these dossers are putting in half-arsed performances on stellar wages and generally taking the piss out of the club and out of you.

Actually it's on cooper, Ayew is his man, but Rudkin or Glover should have overruled him not indulged him.

After Wednesday, we are bottom of the form table. One win in nine. I'd say we are pretty consistent.

Or just put out to pasture