The Doctor

Jones? That foul on daka was his first booking. Coventry was booked earlier.

Need to bring Skipp off for Winks asap.

it was his first booking?

a bag of skipps is better than Ollie Skipp lets be honest.

Coventry trying out for the rugby world cup. Just, why do we not see that sort of tank quality from Soumare more frequently, rather than moving like somone playing fifa with tank controls.

Somuares second ever assist for us.

Goal of the season that Abdul

I don't think I've ever hated a player more than Ayew but my god Skipp is pushing hard for that title.

Not gotten out of bed yet today and yet I'm sure I've run more than Ollie Skipp.

Send him off ref.

no surprise we've got no speed to us when we've got Ayew up top and Soumare/Skipp as mids. Just please get Daka, Winks and Ricky on.

are you actually watching the game? They're looking incredibly comfortable and we're offering nothing. Saying they're dominating this game is a fair assessment.

great save but it's only a matter of time.

playing with enough tempo to make Mark de Vries look like Usain Bolt. God this is crap.

shit.

God that was an incredibly accurate infographic. None of our players anywhere to be seen

God I hate Ayew. Just nowhere to be seen.

Soumare is doing more than Skipp? Like comparing Gonorrhea with Syphilis but still.

anyone who'd rather Ayew play needs a search history check tbqh

Ayew drops far too deep, like how the hell are our furthest forward players Skipp and Soumare there?

turns our midfield into a literal K-hole I think.

it's that Vestegaard and Faes are shit and known quantities, as well as being a fair bit older. Okoli and Nelson at least have time on their side to improve and are no worse than enduring the lurch and sideshow bob show.

page on corners! Thank **** it's not the old clown

Ayew is so crap. Half the time he just stands on the ball and tries to win a free kick when it's a simple pass to get us turning their defence, half the time it's just blasting it at people.

do we? Nothing has happened yet