The Doctor

Is anyone slagging off Marti? No. The criticisms are for lurch, the sedative twins in CM and old man ayew.

scenes when he's who Sevilla are after and we're actually stuck with Soumares dawdle of the season competition for another year.

yea, but they're going to be putting balls into Ayew for him to fall over and complain

BEKs gone then, and god, might go for a walk rather than watching grampa ayew plod around and ruin every attack.

Fair play though, West Ham calling for the board to be sacked after conceding 5 to "the world champions". We'd be getting the league one winner 2009 flags back out.

god west ham are rancid. 8 conceded in just over 1 and a half games.

sorry west ham, all sales are final.

shouldn't you be on the way to London Harry, we've got Charlton in the morning.

Sacked by christmas, at which point Rudkin sacks Marti and tries again for him

Potter has got to be good odds for the first non-Forest manager to go, they look rancid.

I mean, if you're doing a galacticos style set up, maybe invest in some defenders. It's like when Real Madrid stacked an attack with tons of talent and then stuck Woodgate and Salgado at the back.

that reverse angle, why are they still playing Sanchez? Brilliant hit but no effort to stop it at all.

what a belter.

The complete implosion of weirdos, and somehow their egos remaining large enough to have their own gravitational pull is going to be the one entertaining thing this season

I mean it's not going to have been his decision, it's just how every single media team does unveilings

"best I can do is Patrick Bamford"

decent personality, kind of average player but can we now please actually invest a single penny???

think his names cliff actually

is Rudkin still dof for the women's side as well (don't remember anyone taking over after Kirk moved to the manager role), because if so we know from the men's team that that's just the level of effort he puts in to recruitment

I mean, he literally told his teammates he wanted them deported 3 days before a play-off semi final. Not sure destabilising the entire team before a key match counts as just "having a political opinion".

we've fallen from European semi finals to looking like championship also-rans in 4 years. It is as bad a fall as Leeds managed in the early 2000s and we all know that that was a result of gross mismanagement at a board level. They didn't happy clap Ridsdale and co for nearly putting their club under and we shouldn't happy clap our way there either.

depends. Set it to scrape this forum and it'd commit multiple breaches of employment law on Soumare and Faes, while turning us into the biggest child trafficking operation in Western Europe. Set it to scrape city Facebook pages and it'd just ban anyone who isn't coach 1 from attending any games

Mourinho, Conte and Van Nistelrooy could fall out with someone if they were locked in a room on their own, but yea, when you're on to having fallen out with 50% of the managers you've worked with even after taking them out the equation, time to look at yourself.

are we really using the web scraping hallucination machine that recommends adding craft glue to pizza for more stringy cheese as a financial expert?

I wouldn't even say he doesn't have the talent. We see very infrequently that he does have the physicality and ability to be a reasonable player but he doesn't apply it at all. There's lazy players as in those who don't really do anything outside of their one role (the old fashioned poacher forward) and then there's lazy like this bloke. He's either the most boneidle person in existence or his two braincells are competing for third place with the way he's never in a position to use his physicality or technical ability