The Doctor

doesn't stretch the play, doesnt hold the ball up effectively (got to actually release the ball to the runners). He should not be playing up front. Was he less shit once he wasn't up front, sure, but then he's not better than Page or BEK

at least he's stopped taking every single set piece. That's the only positive, he brings nothing to the team if the refs not got a bet on how many free kicks

sharpening up at the back, now give him some cash to get a striker and a CM

Soumare and Vestegaard yes, Ricardo was hardly involved besides the goal and one horror tackle, Ayew was awful as per. Offers nothing as the CF.

Wins a win, now please sign a striker not old enough to remember the founding of the club and capable of scoring a goal.

When he's on it, the man is a tank but mostly plays like he's just necked a bottle of nyquil. Just give him Vardys red bull routine to keep him awake for a full 90 minutes

Soumare motm is wild

underwhelming start under Maresca? didn't we win 13 of the first 14 games?

I reckon if we were to be more vile we could make Goodman cry himself to death

Monga is outrageous for 16

first involvement aside from the should have been red

yes! get ****ed Davies you *****

Neil Warnock is still available, get him in

jump Ayew you twat

desperately need someone who can get the ball and calm the game down, like say winks

Horlicks as shirt sponsor confirmed

he went over the ball, studs straight into the shin. Definitely a red

awful tackle.

press looking better now we've got a striker born in this geologic era. Monga and Winks for Mav and Skipp next please

please can we stop leaving Ayew on. Like, keep page on behind Daka

how's that not a yellow?

striker who moves quicker than glacial drift and that's 2-0

I'd like to see us create a couple of chances. Delusions of grandeur I know

Daka and Winks for Ayew and either of the tugboats

playing Mav and Fatawu basically as wing backs, so bad