The Doctor

get JJ to leeds asap.

We really have no plan besides "give it to Mav/Fatawu and expect them to do it all" huh

Ayew on set pieces

who doesn't love Abdul Fawa. Best player we've got.

****ing hell, what was Stolarcyk doing?

****ing hell Vestegaard

imagine you really didn't know how to spell Abduls surname and wanted news in the seychelles about him

Love to see a team that isn't us dropping points as a direct result of having Danny Ward in goal.

Joined this summer after Palace let him go.

given how mentally frail he is (the booing v wolves) that game would be hilarious. Except of course it's typical leicester to give him an easy time.

free header for a guy 4 yards in front of you with no-one else around as a keeper and you're not coming to deal with the cross? Crap.

he had to come claim that, ****ing hell he's bad.

genuinely how has ward made it at all? It's not even an Onana, glimpses of ability overshadowed by meme-worthy mistakes, kinda deal, he just genuinely cannot do any aspect of keeping.

about as good as we can manage, god we need to be in the market for a CM, a striker and a CB.

danny ward just kneeling down and watching. Classic.

If they're regular starters I'm already dreading the home game v them. You know how it will go, Ward turns into Yashin for a single game and Coady scores in a 1-0 win for Wrexham.

Wasn't great last year tbf with TAA being the least full back full back of all time. They need a better partner for VVD but it doesn't really matter when the amount of attacking threat they've got they can just outscore most teams.

Bet that racist from earlier is proper seething.

Banger of a goal, you'd be fuming if he didn't score given there were two completely unmarked to his left though.

Fake news. Ward doesn't have functioning hands.

next step is calling it when the keeper catches a cross.

Surely the Isak stuff is as much about weakening Newcastle to ensure they never manage to build as a threat as it is him being a quality player?

Tete was a fan favourite until we saw him play tbf. The amount of Brazilian flags out for that home debut v spurs Was the huddersfield game where Cannon scored twice his debut? Can't remember him really playing first half of the season? Another where that was as good as it got.

Castagne on debut at West Brom maybe? I suppose you could count Faes coming in and immediately conceding six, it's a negative instant impact but an instant impact nonetheless

God Bournemouths stature now and the players they're turning over is so depressing. Come flying past us from us being in an incredible position.