The Doctor

that's how things are for Vardy almost all the time now though. Was like it in 22/23 as well. He honestly needs to retire, but we've got 1 other striker at the club. Rudkin strikes again.

Pretty sure he invented it.

which one?

at least that way he won't have 60 attempts at doing his shoelaces.

38 seconds for old man ayew to fall over and give the ball away. Breaking records all the time.

change the system, we've got no wingers worth a damn so stop playing with them.

this is it, that line up only makes sense if you're trying to make the point that Rudkin needs to stop huffing his farts and start doing his job, and even then, play mostly a youth team, drop the shit we don't need at the club (BDCR and grandpa Ayew)

Ayew is not direct at all, he kills 90% of attacks because he'd rather turn back and fall over than anything else. Likewise, Reid isn't direct, he does absolutely nothing.

what the actual **** is that?

Under Cooper we did, under Ruud we're underperforming them. Overall we should be on about 17 points.

I mean if we're going to revert to the level of our stats then that would be an improvement.

a lot they've bought for the seasons before Enzo were Skipp level for them tbf. They'd improve us, but Chelsea are operating at a much higher level. Just like how Skipp would improve Blackburn but is a bit shit for us.

Bradford Post code but it's actually Saltaire tbf, bit nicer than bradders itself.

Bradford and my dad travels down from near Dundee, which I think is classified as self-harm.

Well at least we'll be able to stave off the next PSR issue with Hermansen going to Chelsea.

would be absolutely hilarious mind. No wonder we were scouting him.

how is cucurella a European champion? him and Sanchez are absolute liabilities for Chelsea.

Lee Anderson FC and Ed Sheeran getting battered, Wolves losing. Can't wait for us to take the shine off the weekend by giving spurs their first win since the invention of fire.

honestly I'd welcome it, he can be out for as long as he should have been banned for.

thank ****, now can an arsenal player break a wolves players leg and apologise so they're only banned for our game.

Wolvarhampton getting the benefits of the ref again, quelle suprise.

he's not the best player. If you want to criticize Ruuds selections regarding best players, it's subbing BEK at 60mins each game

month on and has he improved anything? no. dogshit, get him binned

tbf there is strategic value in that, pin the blame on him (and he deserves it) and we get another "boo hoo stop being mean to me" statement and no action. Protest and pin the blame on others and there's at least a chance he'll get rid of them to get us to shut up.

but there's the issue. Puel tried to enforce standards and move the team on from the title win, they "didn't rate him" because he wanted them out of their comfort zone and to build a sustainable club. Cooper, much as I don't like him, they decided to undermine because they didn't fancy working for him. RvN (really weird you insist on calling him "the Dutchman") is demanding basic standards and an elite level culture to go with the facilities and getting briefed against in the media per the Percy article. the tactics, whether the football is good or not, straight up does not matter. It's the players job to do that to the best of their abilities and if the manager is making the wrong selections, if the tactics are not suitable, then the Board should make that call. It should not be that the players can text their mate Aiyawatt and say "we don't like this guy telling us to do our jobs, get a different one". Ruuds football could be the worst thing in existence, if he's gonna smash up the lazy and arrogant culture in the club that's dragged us from an established top half team to on the verge of a 2nd relegation in three years, he's got my support and should have the entire fan bases support, because continued decline is inevitable until there is a proper culture reset in the club.