Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill.
His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favour. I want to know if there's rugby in heaven."
The dying man said, "We've been friends for years, so I'll do this for you." He then promptly dies.
A couple of days later, the surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his dead friend's voice. The voice says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's rugby in heaven."
"What's the bad news?"
"The bad news is that you're playing on Wednesday."