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Assuming it was the Torres picture. Changed it.

Watched Under Seige last night. Gotta love Steven Seagal.

Having an exam after Leavers' Day Brunch/Photos etc.. Such an anticlimax

The way lollipops are wrapped. Takes ages to open it up.

Today was my penultimate proper day of school education. Food/Drinks in English, Football at lunch. All in all a pretty good day . Can't see us doing much tomorrow! And then Champagne Brunch/Photos/Videos on Friday before an exam.

'Ye on o2 nw. hws examz n dah?' Speak properly bitch.

I don't think you will next year

Happy belated birthday But life must be brilliant if you're relying on birthday messages on FT

When does Wimbledon start?

Watched There's Something About Mary last night. HAdn't seen it in ages. Funny stuff . And then watched Ben Stiller on Jonathan Ross. Talked abotu a few of his new movies. Gonna be another Meet the Parents/Fockers. Title undecided yet.

Heard on Radio 1 today: Caller: Hi Steve, it's Ann from Cardiff. Steve: Hi! The doctor tells me that you might reach 100 hundred years old! Caller: ah, who knows? Steve: I do. You won't! I was cracking up in my car for the rest of the journey!

Leeds in League One again! Know its not a joke but it's still funny!

More cash machine trouble for me today. Nearly had my card blocked because it spent ages to process me pressing the keypad and then a response on the screen . I was like fuckin hell hurry the fuck up.

She'll probably come back crawling to you at some stage (as a rebound, no offence ). When things get fucked with the guy she likes more, she'll probably come back running to you for support or say that she liked you more all along or stuff like that. This is a probability and not a definite scenario Anyway, you're probably better off without her if her and her mates feel the need to lock you up

It's the cash machines taking forever that make the people take forever at the cash points . Oh and I only take cash out. I don't do all that other shit there.

Cash machines taking forever to either give your card back or dispense the money.

People who stop at round-abouts even though there's no cars coming from any other direction!

But it's still true

People usually do their faces. Or maybe leave your camera on the edge of the window and take a picture at the same time every day. Or at specific time periods (9am, 12pm, 3pm etc...) and then do a time lapse thing?

that's a bit harsh. Use it as something else. EDIT: just seen Katy's pen holder comment

Yeah true. Oh god I have lectures next year (maybe)

Same. And coursework. And any other kind of assessment. I'm good at class work. But that counts for fuck all these days.

He's so good live! Jimmy that is.

Jimmy Carr and Alan Carr on Live at the Apollo on iPlayer