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In other news, Chelsea owners other shell companies make £19 mill investment in the PIF. Lol

you are guaranteed a dynamic fan experience passing clappers back and forth.

After we won the league, went to Europe, won the fa cup and that last BR season really made me see that what we witnessed was the greatest city period ever. Our subsequent downfall (and ffp) have made me feel MEH about football. I will admit that when I became a dad 11.5 years ago my days of watching lots of football went down the drain. It was city games only. Now, I am so bored of football and not just because we have fallen a bit but rather that outside of our 1 epl champion season, things have fallen back to how they were. Same bloody teams always at the top. Same midtable crap and relegation dogfights. Whether you are Fulham, Brentford, Southampton, us, leeds, Burnley etc the reality is we have 0 hope for any real success. Pundits are always former top 6 club players who ejaculate when their former teams score. The bias is unreal . They really shove top 6 down your throat.oh and **** VAR. Hate to admit this, but championship, league 1 , league 2 have dog fights in them. Never know how things will shake down. It's like the 10/10 sexy lady vs the solid 6/10. Sure, not as sexy but a much better shag. I fully expect comments on this part lol. I don't want to be in the lower leagues, I just want things to be more even, more likely that any of the epl teams stand a great chance at winning some time in their life. Not in 20 years but maybe this year or next. We cry together, we celebrate together, we call each other cvnts but we love the club so much that we overlook the bleak future. We need to see hard salary caps, contract limits, harsh punishments for unsettling players, capping player hoarding/loaning. Make it more even. Heck, if we get relegated I don't care so long as we see change and who wins the epl. Would be nice to see others win instead of the same old borefest. Fecking off to bed now lol.

Ban air bnb!

It's the polite thing to do in the circumstance

I just want to know how he explains that to the missus.

Saw this one "The Diddy in Ndidi showing up" Lol

Ya that was criminal but then we gave ndidi a new contract.. What's he doing there? Massaging the gooch?

Wow. Gone too soon. R.I.P.

The positive for me is we have better players in from deadline day so if we start with more intent we can get better.

Pleaassse tie this up

Second half masterclass from Cooper incoming. Has to be.

Of course but it had to be more than thay with incoming points deductions

I see what you did there

We couldn't beat ipswich last year so I don't feel overly confident about that logic right now lol.

Ipswich have 4 shots at goal, 2 on net. More fight then us.

At least fulham scored.

Wow. Not sure what to say other than this will either be the greatest lineup ever for a win or a potential epic loss. Either way, the team is selected so I hope the boys get the 3 points!

And I just can't hide it

Balle balle

Right of passage

Will be announced on page 30.

Clean sheets? What about sloppy seconds?

Sloppy seconds are always welcome.

Sacha hasn't posted the prayer hands on his post yet so it's not official