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I'm sure Liverpool fans will somehow claim that the goal being disallowed cost them, that the motivation would have seen them score 3 in 30 seconds

But but but he keeps possession

#RewardRudderz

Can't look past Muzzy

I'll help him out, here's next statement/programme notes from top Dear minions We're delighted with the recent news that in addition to a premier league title and FA cup victory, our stewardship has now secured the club's first ever points deduction. This unprecedented achievement, is not only the biggest deduction, but also the smallest in the clubs history, so in effect three victories in one. To celebrate we offer you a free pint of chang at the next game, redeemable by simply paying five pounds Thanks as ever to my humble confidant Jonny, where the club and I would be with him I don't know. Best wishes, and no hurty words please Toppy

Perhaps I'm being Nellie Negative, but if the impact is trying to move the ball quicker, I'd rather play another 3rd/4th choice and lose 3-0 than give him the shirt

Aluko performance was teh only positive. We even managed to compromise on the less cvnts progress by bringing winks back into the fold. Who did **** all as expected.

There we go, winks charges forward with ayew esque pace

Same that would say thank you if top unzipped and pissed in their eyes

Narrow it down...

No he hasn't

Sub winks off for the bantz

Has anything even close to positive followed Thomas's long throws?

Miss a pen then get in the way of a teammates tap in. He's like the reverse of a cheat player

Pahahaah What a stupid ****

Lots of people said for ages we need a new broom to sort the squad out. Ideally if they could put a number 9 shirt on it and stock it in the centre circle it might help us

Nightmare half. To think I actually wanted to go today but didn't have childcare so couldn't. I'm off to change my 2 year olds shitty nappy, probably enjoy that more.

Andy king Andy king Andy Andy king He's now the boss But we're still toss Andy Andy king

How on earth has one of our CBs made me slightly jealous the opposition have Conor coady. What an absolute donkey

Performative. What a cock

Even if we recall both we still may be lighter. Those 2 combined prob weigh the same as him the lazy fat bastard.

Yet again I couldn't be arsed to go, even knowing I can't go next week And yet again I wasn't disappointed. So for me absolutely it is

Gregg Wallace. Opposition pull our pants down every week, if we start without it might confuse them

I think we're more buy expensive buy twice. In fairness he is a quality gardener - cultivated a full field of pansies.

Yeh I'd agree. If top was back home this is another tut and then put the jodhpurs on and go play horsies again. But as there's almost certain to be hurty words in his presence now, the tiny ego will mean Marti clears his desk by Monday.