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Agree with the sentiment and thoughts on Top perhaps. Martin to me seems like an arrogant dick though.

Almost into the off season but maybe they can run Sunday car boot sales on some of the pitches. Just don't let rudders go or he'll end up paying £200 for a James bond dvd set with half the discs missing etc

Stayed up to now as that's when our highlights are on these days... Spotted after the second that Souttar has learned the post concede grumpy hop from wout. Few more games and he'll have added the gob off at someone and wave arms

10% agree with this.

Yes but I wish I wasn't. Small comfort is I feel vindicated giving my ST back in the Spring. Worst thing is missing venting with my dad, but I know he'd be turning in his grave (except he was cremated)

Not quite opposite but I'd equate the KP to a brothel with no charges. Turn up, shag what's inside and leave

I remember defending him 3/4 years ago. It's probably the thing I'm most ashamed of in my life Still can't work out the split between arrogance and ineptitude but **** me what an absolute donkey.

The great thing about this is it works every season!

Russ bumps uglies with Lucy pinder He met her swiping right on tinder His teams play the same Sideways all ****ing game Winning games this seems to hinder

There was a manager called Russ Who thinks 70% possession is a plus 3 years was the deal Top thought it was a steal Now we're on the relegation hat trick bus

Russ hates goals but loves possession Some might say it's his obsession But when it comes down it it He's just really quite shit And now we all have depression

No pride or standards.

How on earth did he get Southampton promoted Anyway, if we can afford it (and when does that stop us!) get him gone Spend your compo on some clothes that fit Russ, you're too old for love island

On track for objective of getting out of L1 at first attempt.