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How did you not hate the club earlier? Pretty gross for a while now

Winks is a textbook flat track bully and exactly the type of player you expect to come out of spuds academy. I was taken in by his good looks but he's pretty wank at prem level

He had momentum and a decent team. RVN may be shit but he joined when we were shite and he hasn't dismantled a squad and filled it with overpriced shite, he just inherited that. Not having him being worse than Taylor

Way before my time but only jari rantanen had a cooler name than bdcr IMO. Why did we never sign Max Power

Assume you are 25 or less than. Taylor was worse

Can we ask uncle Milan to find us another buyer as he was so diligent last time and definitely didn't sell to the first party that offered him decent wonga

Handsome Harry to bring on a little of that Spurs spirit

Robbie savage gold; 'these players are all good enough '

Fair enough. Hate is subjective I guess, so I'll keep Brendan as king cvnt

This squad is toss. RVN might be useless, but I don't think he is actively chasing a payout trying to get sacked.

Still hate Brendan more. And he won the FA Cup. Funny game football

Save a bit of cash and let kingy have a go. Or rudders, he can add a other job to be useless at

Would you walk away from £lots per week? Line should be Top you have to act pal, but we know he's action impotent and in awe of 'names'

Good luck to Kevin. He won the title with us, Fulham's legend played 13 times for them

Perrtson Derka

Could wear those king power leather jackets as walk out togs to complete the look

Given our player negotiations, I suspect building companies are gutted we are unlikely to proceed. Probably pay £50k to put one of those programme seller huts up

Mercury article says the situation isn't as dire as 14/15 - I just don't see that. We might be closer in points but the team looks way worse and the squad has a pathetic mentality in comparison

Sorry I wrote the post badly. I'm sure the majority love the song, I meant I think I'm in the minority hating the Jersey Budd version. Screams pub singer to me.. but take your point on the pacing

I'm sure I'm well in the minority but love the song and it being unique to us, but think the Jersey Budd version is w@nk

Wolves are pretty shit but sadly we are shittter and by what now looks like a large margin. We are a bigger club than them, they've won nothing in almost half a century, but again they have the edge in terms of a fan base that kicks up a fuss when things aren't right. We're sleepwalking to relegation again

Yes, like a mcdonalds

Ha! Probably too referential to 'People Just do Nothing' (TV show)

Fantastic idea, but I think that's maybe a bit lowbrow. Think it needs to be more business focussed and to help get wider traction use a figure more well known alongside our Jon.. So how about 'Business tips with Rudderz and Chabudderz'? Jon and Chabuddy G run through some of their successes in the business world, giving 'top' advice to budding ultrapaneers? Can break up the high brow corporate chat with Chabuddy telling some stories of how he romanced Aldona, and Jon doing the same for Top. Think there may also be an existing relationship as we likely use Chabuddy's internet cafe as the nerve centre during transfer windows...

With you in spirit, but as I just about can make KO with travel, I'll do the honourable thing during the game and only gently hit my clapper and only spend £50 in the shop after. If Top smiles in my direction might have to renege though