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This is pretty gross. Didn't they hire a fan engagement bod from the ECB a year or so ago? If they are still there, what on earth are they doing?

Put wout faes in the 14/15 team and he'd have relegated them.

Meh

they have a plan they don't know about

But in answer to the question, KP out as like others have said that guarantees rudders out. Other than a slim chance he does the honourable thing this summer, here's here until they are not or he shags tops wife

As rudders probably dresses him in the morning he's likely to be stuck in the Huggies pull ups

Wolves/Everton staying up at our expense, bleugh.

Grammar correction for thread title; Next, up the arse

Yeh prob that. Even better that half my school (50 miles away) was there on a trip.

It's just the nonchalant shuffle and shrug at that goal. Yes he was never going to influence the outcome but at least give enough of a toss to pretend you give a toss

But he's really bad at football. (I quite like him that aside)

bunch of cvnts

Its 2030, conflicts around the world have escalated & seen nuclear missiles launched and with retaliation a nuclear winter exists, with only pockets of humanity remaining in primitive clusters struggling to survive. Jon Rudkin remains at Seagrave caught in a futile loop of sending faxes that will never be received to Brighton, offering to take Evan Ferguson on loan for £400k, increasing the bid by £5k at weekly intervals.

Can someone pls break into Seagrave and nick his boots so he has to wear ones Ruud doesn't like - thanks

Yes, what Ponzi scheme shyster fraudco can we convince to pay to be shirt sponsors in the Championship. And does Rudders get 'meets expectations' or 'below expectations' in his end fo year review ahead of cuntract renewal

What's Ryan Bennett up to?

Never again Faes or Vesty. So, so disappointing. If we don't get relegated Wolves/Ipswich should be ashamed of themselves

Top marks to whoever has to do the push notifications on the app. 'A difficult afternoon' In other news, Hitler was 'rather unpleasant'

Pathetic cvnt

'Don't worry Top, we'll do a full investigation shortly, but I do think Big Sue is a bit lacking'

Yes, Daka is a great option, the guy who falls over his feet or miskicks 80% of the time. (I'm so sorry I'm solid negativity)

Daka won't get injured and further illustrate he's utter shite so we can't sell him

You tried your best, You tried your besssst, Thank you John Rudkin, you deserve a good rest

Jordan Pickford untested. FFS