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Things my mum always used to say to me when I was a kid..

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Where you goin, who with, where do they live, what are you doin, what time etc....always! Everytime i went out!

Are they still doing that now? :P

Posted

I'll wash your mouth out with soap and water young lady.

She did once as well - I came home and asked what willy puller meant.

Posted

Are they still doing that now? :P

Not as much as they used to! But whenever i go clubbin they always want to know who im goin with!

Posted

:ermm:

Picture this, somewhere in Leicester during the 1980's

Lisa: Can I go down the park with [insert friend(s) name]?

Mother: Yes, be back by 5, and you can take your sister with you.

Or

Lisa: I'm going round [insert friends name] house.

Mother: Ok, be careful, and you can take your sister with you.

If I ever turned around and informed her that she was the one who had made a conscious decision to have children, not me, and why should I always babysit her, it's not like I was paid for it, I would be told I was therefore grounded, and I could go upstairs and play nicely with my sister. :angry::mad:

Posted

STOP WEEING IN YOUR SUPER SOAKER!!!!

(that is true)

Wasn't that only last week?

:P

Posted

I'll wash your mouth out with soap and water young lady.

She did once as well - I came home and asked what willy puller meant.

did she tell you? or do you still not know?

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My sister used to go out with a youth team player a couple of years ago called tim mccann he introduced her to half the first team and she ended up copping off with Matt Heath behind his Back. She also claims to have got with Robbie keane but didn't really want to and wanted his better looking mate but he was having none of it so she slept with Keane. Actually i've never thought how much of a slag she actually is

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My sister used to go out with a youth team player a couple of years ago called tim mccann he introduced her to half the first team and she ended up copping off with Matt Heath behind his Back. She also claims to have got with Robbie keane but didn't really want to and wanted his better looking mate but he was having none of it so she slept with Keane. Actually i've never thought how much of a slag she actually is

Whats her phone number :ph34r::devil::cool:

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How long have you been sat at that computer? :sleeping:

Who are you talking to now?

Get off the phone!

Take your sister with you <_<

You're not going out like that :unsure:

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Picture this, somewhere in Leicester during the 1980's

Lisa: Can I go down the park with [insert friend(s) name]?

Mother: Yes, be back by 5, and you can take your sister with you.

Or

Lisa: I'm going round [insert friends name] house.

Mother: Ok, be careful, and you can take your sister with you.

If I ever turned around and informed her that she was the one who had made a conscious decision to have children, not me, and why should I always babysit her, it's not like I was paid for it, I would be told I was therefore grounded, and I could go upstairs and play nicely with my sister. :angry::mad:

Sounds awfully familiar!!! :o

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*** When I was about 11: ***

- About 3pm in the afternoon...

"Mum, can I go to play with Antonella?"

Her reply "OK, be back in an hour"

:huh: (!)

- Your room needs tidying up

- It is your turn to wash up

- I need you to look after your brother today

- ... (you get the idea)

*** She is still saying this now: ***

- When can I have the computer?

- You came home late last night ... (inquisitive look)

- Mum: "Do you feel like making some coffee?"

My reply: "No, not really" (I walk off)

Mum: :o

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