skinnydipper Posted 5 November 2012 Posted 5 November 2012 Good news ! That nice Mr Savile's replied to your letter and your going to be on the telly.
AoWW Posted 5 November 2012 Posted 5 November 2012 Check through your work carefully! (ok, that might have been my teacher, not my Mum) My Mum used to tell me to pick my feet up - heaven knows how I managed to walk without doing so.
Guest Bilo Posted 5 November 2012 Posted 5 November 2012 'Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about.' Yeah Mum, fvck logic.
Tielemans63 Posted 5 November 2012 Posted 5 November 2012 'If I have to call you once more you're dinner's going in the bin!' Yeah right, after you've spent an hour and a half cooking it....
Alf Bentley Posted 6 November 2012 Posted 6 November 2012 "You're just like your Dad!" (this was absolutely not meant as a compliment) Now that I've been diagnosed with the early stages of the same, genetic heart condition as she has, she's been obliged to accept that she really is my mother! I feel guilty about saying that now....but there's another thread for guilty regrets, isn't there?
Ilkeston_Fox Posted 6 November 2012 Posted 6 November 2012 School days are the best days of your life.....yeah right mum! God I wish I was back at school!! How right you were mum (he says through gritted teeth)
Guest Col city fan Posted 6 November 2012 Posted 6 November 2012 It's neither arsehole nor watercress. I'll give you such a sender. You'll be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute. It's neither arsehole nor water cress! Exactly what my grandad used to say. RIP. My mum used to call me 'chipmunk'... As in the little furry creature not the rapper...
Jimothy Posted 6 November 2012 Posted 6 November 2012 whats for dinner? shit with sugar ! My nan used to say that or "Duck under the table."
Rincewind Posted 7 November 2012 Posted 7 November 2012 Stop picking your nose or your brains will fall out.
notnow john Posted 7 November 2012 Posted 7 November 2012 Your father was Franky Wortho ! Must cost you a fortune in Xmas cards!
flowwolf Posted 7 November 2012 Posted 7 November 2012 Must cost you a fortune in Xmas cards! A bit cheaper now thanks to the Internet .
flowwolf Posted 7 November 2012 Posted 7 November 2012 My mother used to shout down the street " you wait until you get home, if you think Jesus had it bad just see how cross I am with you "
acooling08 Posted 8 November 2012 Posted 8 November 2012 Ahh, I like these old threads. Seeing members you haven't seen in years.
I am Rod Hull Posted 8 November 2012 Posted 8 November 2012 "Don`t swallow gum or it will wrap around your heart and kill you" "Don`t eat apple pips or a tree will grow inside your stomach" I used to sit and think to myself.... everything I eat could kill me Daft cow
pSinatra Posted 8 November 2012 Posted 8 November 2012 Look me in the eye & tell me you're not lying If the wind changes, you'll stay like that What time is Dad home? "You know I don't know who your Dad is"
Orkneyfox Posted 8 November 2012 Posted 8 November 2012 "I want never gets" which when you think about it may stop pestering but is a pretty negative message.
davieG Posted 8 November 2012 Posted 8 November 2012 "I want never gets" which when you think about it may stop pestering but is a pretty negative message. It was "Ask and you don't get, don't ask you don't want" for me - classic catch 22.
flowwolf Posted 8 November 2012 Posted 8 November 2012 If you get nits in your hair they will drag you down to the canal and drown you. So stay away from those " off " the Saff.
flowwolf Posted 8 November 2012 Posted 8 November 2012 Can't means won't , won't means no, and no means my hand across the back of your arse if you don't do it.
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