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Posting ambiguous sequences of emoticons.

Evidence

Sample 1:

in fact 1 - 2 Leeds v Brighton :unsure::huh::blink::ph34r::unsure:;):thumbup:lol

For unfortunate victims, such as myself, I find myself confused by this sort of behaviour. I am not sure whether to read across, as one would a normal sentence. In instance one, the accused seems to go through a variety of different emotions, after hearing that Brighton are beating Leeds. He is 'unsure' then 'huh', proceeds to 'blink', then becomes a ninja or some shit, is then 'unsure', 'winks', raises a thumb and then lols. I mean, wtf?

If this is not the case, we can only assume the accused has some form of schizophrenia. We should therefore ban him from the board, and install him inside a mental institute as quickly as possible, before he seriously damages someone, for instance by putting the 'angry' emoticon next to the 'wub' emoticon, which, rather than meaning tough love, means something completely different, and sinister.

If Steven is found to be mentaly stable, I recommend putting a board cap of only two emoticons per post, this is more than adequate, and can still be abused, however.

How does the jury hear?

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:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

Posted

Sounds a bit like an essay to me :)

(and much more analysis there than I have ever attempted in my posts.

I hope my "philosophical stance" - which you hate so much - is not rubbing off on you! :D )

Posted

please don't turn this thread into one about me, it always happens and i don't like it

OK, I won't... since you are asking so nicely :)

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Emotions are OK if used in context with the post.

Once upon a time there were two City fans Steven <_< and Freund :( Every week they used to meet their friends Htesh :) cisuno :D and lisa :devil: at the walkers to watch their team. When the team won they were lol and when they lost they were sad :mellow: They shouted :mad: at the ref and waved their hands in the air :scarf::scarf: :thumbsup: :bounce: After the game they met in the pub for a :cheers::cheers: or two Then they went home and lived happily ever after. :kissing: The end

I had to cut the emotions down cos I put too many in the post.

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Emotions are OK if used in context with the post....

Once upon a time there were two City fans Steven <_< and Freund :( Every week they used to meet their friends Htesh :) cisuno :D and lisa :devil: at the walkers to watch their team. When the team won they were lol and when they lost they were sad :mellow: They shouted :mad: at the ref and waved their hands in the air :scarf::scarf: :thumbsup: :bounce: After the game they met in the pub for a :cheers: <emoticon removed due to excess number> or two Then they went home and lived happily ever after. :kissing: The end

I had to cut the emotions down cos I put too many in the post.

Hehe, good emoticon story! :D

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Emotions are OK if used in context with the post.

Once upon a time there were two City fans Steven <_< and Freund :( Every week they used to meet their friends Htesh :) cisuno :D and lisa :devil: at the walkers to watch their team. When the team won they were lol and when they lost they were sad :mellow: They shouted :mad: at the ref and waved their hands in the air :scarf::scarf: :thumbsup: :bounce: After the game they met in the pub for a :cheers::cheers: or two Then they went home and lived happily ever after. :kissing: The end

I had to cut the emotions down cos I put too many in the post.

a very emotional story *winks*

Posted

Emotions are OK if used in context with the post.

Once upon a time there were two City fans Steven <_< and Freund :( Every week they used to meet their friends Htesh :) cisuno :D and lisa :devil: at the walkers to watch their team. When the team won they were lol and when they lost they were sad :mellow: They shouted :mad: at the ref and waved their hands in the air :scarf::scarf: :thumbsup: :bounce: After the game they met in the pub for a :cheers::cheers: or two Then they went home and lived happily ever after. :kissing: The end

I had to cut the emotions down cos I put too many in the post.

Brilliant. lol.gif

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