Who would be 5,000-1 to be the next Manager?

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4 hours ago, Collymore said:

I'll start with King Richard III , Let's take atoms - there are 50 quintrillion atoms in a grain of sand or  (50000000000000000000 )  So how many atoms are there in the universe? 

 

100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 or 1080

 

King Richard III -  dead so how can he have a chance of managing? There is a chance. King Richard was made up of some of the atoms mentioned above 7000000000000000000000000000 of them there or there about. They're still out there somewhere, luckily for our chances on this planet and possibly in the Leicester area - some worms, some dust and some maybe the foundations of the parking meter. We would need these to come together in a perfect order to form King Richard III with all of his memories (It wouldn't be him without them) but also change a few of them to turn him into a masterful tactician and motivator for the sport of football that he would have no concept of. The chances of this happening would have a number and I think it'll be large and unlikely but I can guarantee it'll be over 5000/1 

 

- Engelbert Humperdinck - billion/1

- Sam Bailey - billion/1

- Peter Taylor - 1000/1

- Dennis Wise - 1000/1

- Ade Akinbiyi - 5000/1

- Junior Lewis  - 10000/1

- Peter Soulsby - 10 million/1 

 

To answer your question Akinbiyi would be about 5000/1 

 

I'd suggest Top taking the job would be similar....

Peter Soulsby 

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12 hours ago, 49er said:

So, we were 5,000-1 to wing the League. Which people (ideally those with a Leicester connection) do you think would be similar odds to succeed Ranieri. Here's my list:

 

- King Richard III

- Engelbert Humperdinck

- Sam Bailey

- Peter Taylor

- Dennis Wise

- Ade Akinbiyi

- Junior Lewis

- Peter Soulsby

 

Soulsby's a positive. He'd narrow the pitch with bus lanes either side making it much easier to contain the opposition. There'd also be no waiting on the edge of our box so opposition midfielders wouldn't have the time and space we've so generously given them so far this season.

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but to be fair to the market I'll rule myself out, and put £108 on Nigel 

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I would be tempted to swap King Dickie with Peter Taylor in that list.

 

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