Jimothy Posted 25 February 2017 Posted 25 February 2017 5 minutes ago, Corky said: Barry Glendenning After my Twitter row with him earlier I'd be about 50000/1 to be his assistant.
Izzy Posted 25 February 2017 Posted 25 February 2017 Well if we're all just throwing random names out there for no apparent reason: David Cameron
Treacle Fox Posted 25 February 2017 Posted 25 February 2017 Can I lay £1000000 against Richard III please. 5000/1 is great value.
Broxi-Bear Posted 25 February 2017 Posted 25 February 2017 Pointless horseshit thread. Mods please delete this.
49er Posted 25 February 2017 Author Posted 25 February 2017 Just now, Treacle Fox said: Can I lay £1000000 against Richard III please. 5000/1 is great value. It's a dead cert
49er Posted 25 February 2017 Author Posted 25 February 2017 Hossein Kaebi, with Zeljko Kalac as his assistant
Collymore Posted 25 February 2017 Posted 25 February 2017 3 minutes ago, 49er said: So, we were 5,000-1 to wing the League. Which people (ideally those with a Leicester connection) do you think would be similar odds to succeed Ranieri. Here's my list: - King Richard III - Engelbert Humperdinck - Sam Bailey - Peter Taylor - Dennis Wise - Ade Akinbiyi - Junior Lewis - Peter Soulsby I'll start with King Richard III , Let's take atoms - there are 50 quintrillion atoms in a grain of sand or (50000000000000000000 ) So how many atoms are there in the universe? 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 or 1080 King Richard III - dead so how can he have a chance of managing? There is a chance. King Richard was made up of some of the atoms mentioned above 7000000000000000000000000000 of them there or there about. They're still out there somewhere, luckily for our chances on this planet and possibly in the Leicester area - some worms, some dust and some maybe the foundations of the parking meter. We would need these to come together in a perfect order to form King Richard III with all of his memories (It wouldn't be him without them) but also change a few of them to turn him into a masterful tactician and motivator for the sport of football that he would have no concept of. The chances of this happening would have a number and I think it'll be large and unlikely but I can guarantee it'll be over 5000/1 - Engelbert Humperdinck - billion/1 - Sam Bailey - billion/1 - Peter Taylor - 1000/1 - Dennis Wise - 1000/1 - Ade Akinbiyi - 5000/1 - Junior Lewis - 10000/1 - Peter Soulsby - 10 million/1 To answer your question Akinbiyi would be about 5000/1 I'd suggest Top taking the job would be similar....
sylofox Posted 25 February 2017 Posted 25 February 2017 39 minutes ago, bovril said: Team talks beamed to the dressing room from a cave in Afghanistan. Not a bad idea. Make the whole squad wear suicide vests. With remote control from the bench.
dynamark Posted 25 February 2017 Posted 25 February 2017 Sean from enderby with Jeanette as assistant/guru
deejdeej Posted 25 February 2017 Posted 25 February 2017 1 hour ago, Facecloth said: After my Twitter row with him earlier I'd be about 50000/1 to be his assistant. Haha I saw that, thought you put him in his place tbh!
Guest Mee-9 Posted 25 February 2017 Posted 25 February 2017 1 hour ago, FuchingKante said: Tom hopper Adam Smith James Pearson For 5000-1 I'd say the Thai hooker who had her lips round their rims is a fair shout.
Danizen Posted 26 February 2017 Posted 26 February 2017 The bloke who played Les in Corro. Last seen on a programme about celebrities on benefits so he's not likely to turn us down.
TeamRocket Posted 26 February 2017 Posted 26 February 2017 Sir Alex or be funny if the special one came in haha
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