Salieri Posted 7 March 2020 Posted 7 March 2020 On 06/03/2020 at 15:10, Tuna said: This guy? In his autobiography, English comic Frank Skinner talks about the time that Phil Spector, while receiving a lifetime music award, went into a rant live on Australian TV about a duet of "Da Doo Ron Ron" that Skinner had sung with Mr Methane on his BBC1 chat chow. Spector said that Methane and Skinner had taken his work of art and desecrated it. Yeah that’s him 😁
dylanlegend Posted 7 March 2020 Posted 7 March 2020 On 05/03/2020 at 18:37, jayfox26 said: This thread has absolutely killed me off. I've been nearly crying I'm laughing so much and I showed my wife and she really didnt see the funny side. Farts are a taboo subject in our house as we actually split up for a while, way before we were married, because I thought it would be funny to fart in her face with my bare arse while she was sat on the toilet. I found it hilarious until she broke up with me a few weeks later. She never said it was because of the fart incident but we both knew it was. But a few years later and she still married me. I don't fart in her face anymore but I have on several occasions made her and my little boy physically sick with some of the rancid smells that have come from my arse. Stan?
foxinsocks Posted 7 March 2020 Posted 7 March 2020 My mate arron had been on a long flight... and was jet lagged. At the LA car hire desk the girl went to find his keys and he felt the need to let one go. He first checked over his shoulder ...the coast was clear... he let it out. Noisy.. like a flurry if trombones. And god it stank. He then heard a little cough... only to look round and found a guy in a wheelchair queuing behind him!
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