Katy Posted 13 December 2005 Posted 13 December 2005 I would moderate this thread, but my flangeshafter has broken, and with it go all the mod-powers bestowed upon me. Flangeshafter?
Rincewind Posted 13 December 2005 Posted 13 December 2005 My first (and only I suspect) appearance on TV was back in the sixties when I was at school. We went on a trip to a EM TV studio and in the local news the presenter said something like 'Today we have visitors from Beamont Leys School in Leicester' and the camera panned by a group of snotty nose schoolkids and I happened to be in amongst them somewhere. Thank goodness the video recorder wasn't about then. My only other claim to the 15 minute of fame statistics is when I was in my poetry stage of my life. I went to an acoustic night in a local pub in Leicester and was persuaded to read a poem which one of those attending had seen. (Deidrie Blues can be seen on foxesslushpile.tk) Standing in front of a mic for the first time was not a knee trembler of the pleasant kind. Bu I got a decent reception and went on to perform other work at other venues. One of the musicians even offered to put one of my poems to music. I don't know what became of it though. I was not bothered about the copyright at the time I was just flattered that somebody thought it good enough to do that. Another time was at a local poets funeral/wake when I was among several other performers including Sue Townsend the author of Adrian Mole. I have now retired from the limelight of show busyness. A sigh of relief from all around.
Durnerz Posted 13 December 2005 Posted 13 December 2005 Soccer AM with T' Peoples Hero Central News at school and at some signing sessions. Radio Leicester LCFC Programme MOTD at the Charlton match. Championship at the Luton match (although I wasnt up in time to see it) Yes, I am a Media Whore....
Deathside Posted 13 December 2005 Posted 13 December 2005 As previously posted: 1) Played at the 1992 Brit awards wearing my Leicester T-shirt (3 leg fox logo) Can be seen in the background here - But a bit blurred (Also sporting a Punk mullet) I still have the shirt and wear it in the gym! 2) Central News - In the queue to buy new club shirt released that day - Filmed in the Filbo club shop Also appeared as an extra in the 4th series of Bergerac - The episode was called Chrissie and was first broadcast on 15 November 1985 The main actors in the episode were Perry Fenwick (Billy Mitchell from Eastenders), Michelle Collins (Cindy Beale from Eastenders), Hilary Mason (From the 1974 film Don't Look Now - and lots of other things Sam Graham (Archie Mulloch from Footballers' Wives)
Nationwider Posted 13 December 2005 Posted 13 December 2005 Flangeshafter? Flangeshafter indeed, K-meister. Much better than a Vorkpile, I find.
Katy Posted 13 December 2005 Posted 13 December 2005 Flangeshafter indeed, K-meister. Much better than a Vorkpile, I find. Im feeling a change of user name coming on
Nationwider Posted 13 December 2005 Posted 13 December 2005 Im feeling a change of user name coming on davieG will get all crabby if you do....and no-one wants that.
Katy Posted 13 December 2005 Posted 13 December 2005 davieG will get all crabby if you do....and no-one wants that. You are right, nobody wants crabs off AVG
freund Posted 14 December 2005 Posted 14 December 2005 unfortunately i cant reveal unto you my true identity
Cat Burger Posted 14 December 2005 Posted 14 December 2005 I struck gold the other night. I got a bit carried away though and she woke up. Good to see her gag reflex is still up to scratch. Come on Mods. I need Moderation-ing. I give your lives purpose. I make your jobs look worthwhile doing. In short, without me, you are nothing. I skullfukked a Jewish girl the other day.
Janx Posted 14 December 2005 Posted 14 December 2005 At what point should I mention "the Wheel of fortune" *ducks*!!!
davieG Posted 14 December 2005 Posted 14 December 2005 davieG will get all crabby if you do....and no-one wants that. Crabby, moi - never! Change and be damned
The People's Hero Posted 14 December 2005 Posted 14 December 2005 At what point should I mention "the Wheel of fortune" *ducks*!!! Every post should mention the Wheel of Fortune. So, the so called Duke, if you can indeed so be called, how much did you win?
Janx Posted 14 December 2005 Posted 14 December 2005 Every post should mention the Wheel of Fortune. So, the so called Duke, if you can indeed so be called, how much did you win? I was absolutely pissing the whole show, I had won £200, Stereo system, Camcorder and was about 12000 points ahead of everyone else, when I span a "bankrupt" and lost out to go through to the final round.... to be fair, I would NEVER have guessed it and because it was the Daytime show version, the "jackpot" was only 2K anyway! Never mind, top laugh, 2 nights in a Hotel in Glasgow all expenses, got to feel Jenni's arse in the team photo and Muzzy Looped a cracking long range belter over Nigel Martyn to put Leeds out of the Cup... cant remember if it December 99 or 2000! I caught the highlights when I got back to the hotel...... TOP NOTCH FUN!
The People's Hero Posted 14 December 2005 Posted 14 December 2005 Sounds top banana. I say we should get together and write some sort of book. I'm not sure what about, but I like the cut of your jib sir.
Janx Posted 14 December 2005 Posted 14 December 2005 Sounds top banana. I say we should get together and write some sort of book. I'm not sure what about, but I like the cut of your jib sir. I ve told you I haven't had my jib cut!! I'm C of E.....
The People's Hero Posted 14 December 2005 Posted 14 December 2005 That's it! It's a book about being forcefully circumcised and coming to terms with it. All fictional of course. It'd be a bestseller. Guaranteed.
Janx Posted 14 December 2005 Posted 14 December 2005 With Ideas like that Jimbo, you should NEVER appear on the Dragons Den!!
davieG Posted 14 December 2005 Posted 14 December 2005 That's it!It's a book about being forcefully circumcised and coming to terms with it. All fictional of course. It'd be a bestseller. Guaranteed. Where do you get them from, there's no end to your ideas is there?
Thracian Posted 14 December 2005 Posted 14 December 2005 We went down as guests of Cilla Black for Surprise Surprise - taking one of the participants down to meet a long lost relative on the show. My wife and I also had three or four minutes on Blue Peter when we were selling a barn full of diecast cars. We had set them out nose-to-tail for the sale when we got a call from the Show saying they wanted to feature the collection. They turned up with their lorry, filmed us, then loaded the toys into their vehicle, took em down to London for the programme and returned them post haste in time for the sale. After all that, and despite the massive interest, the collection (more remarkable for its number rather than its quality) failed to reach its reserve and eventually went to one private collector a few days later.
Sir JJ Wilcox Posted 15 December 2005 Posted 15 December 2005 If anyone remembers it i was on the wild bunch on the bbc. It was a quiz show about animals i cringe when watching it. You had to unveil squars to reveal an animal my answer was a tranchelur when infact the animal was a lamar. we were only 8 for fooks sake how we meant to know what a bleeding lamar is. In the end because none of could get it they whispered the answer in a girls ear cheating bar stewards
cisono Posted 16 December 2005 Posted 16 December 2005 Title: "I'm a celebraty, TV appearence" ... I was on "Britain's hardest away games" ... I also made a bried 10 second appearence in the BBC's Glastonbury coverage this year... Luckily, none of these required you to be able to spell correctly Anyone else had their 15 minutes of fame? We are being a bit optimistic there, surely?
freund Posted 16 December 2005 Posted 16 December 2005 i would do it but only with attractive girls if the bitch get a attitude i'm like look here it's that tone please get off the bozack
Rincewind Posted 16 December 2005 Posted 16 December 2005 A Lemur I did find a picture but I am not allowed 'dynamic images' whatever they are. I even signed up with Photobucket, downloaded the image and still I am not allowed to post the pic. So I am afraid you will have to keep on wondering what a lemur looks like. Unless........ http://photobucket.com/albums/c11/Nightguard69/?
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