Phube Posted 29 January 2006 Posted 29 January 2006 Watching the players warm up yesterday (as is my want!) I looked at their various attire in the 'my god isn't it cold today stakes'. Most players went for training top, shorts AND Gloves!! Even the defenders :eek: Some went even further wearing training tops, tacksuit bottoms, gloves and a hat!! Not mentioning any names but they did look like DeVries and Elvis!!! But one man/boy stood out from the wimpy crowd; Chris O'Grady in shorts and t-shirt and nothing else!!! Just on this reasoning alone he must be picked for a starting place!! We need as many hard b'stards in the team as possible at the mo' to halp us out of this mess!!!!
davieG Posted 29 January 2006 Posted 29 January 2006 Watching the players warm up yesterday (as is my want!) I looked at their various attire in the 'my god isn't it cold today stakes'. Most players went for training top, shorts AND Gloves!! Even the defenders :eek: Some went even further wearing training tops, tacksuit bottoms, gloves and a hat!! Not mentioning any names but they did look like DeVries and Elvis!!! But one man/boy stood out from the wimpy crowd; Chris O'Grady in shorts and t-shirt and nothing else!!! Just on this reasoning alone he must be picked for a starting place!! We need as many hard b'stards in the team as possible at the mo' to halp us out of this mess!!!! Hard or stupid, I bet the advice of professionals would be to keep your muscles warm, unless of course he knew for sure he wasn't coming on.
Thracian Posted 29 January 2006 Posted 29 January 2006 I watched O'Grady shooting in at Sheffield and also playing for the Reserves against Arsenal and, apart from Fryatt, he's the only striker with the technique for the job. He's also strong and mobile. He needs to develop the ruthlessness necessary to simply hit the net rather than wanting to blast everything. And he needs to get his head up earlier and use his team-mates more willingly away from the penalty box. He's raw but he's good and I'd love him in or around any team of mine.
Collymore Posted 29 January 2006 Posted 29 January 2006 Hard or stupid, I bet the advice of professionals would be to keep your muscles warm, unless of course he knew for sure he wasn't coming on. true, Dion often comes out with a hair dryer down his shorts. That's what John gregory told me anyway
Thracian Posted 29 January 2006 Posted 29 January 2006 true, Dion often comes out with a hair dryer down his shorts. That's what John gregory told me anyway If Gregory had concentrated on watching the football, he perhaps wouldn't have been out of a job
Louise Posted 29 January 2006 Posted 29 January 2006 true, Dion often comes out with a hair dryer down his shorts. That's what John gregory told me anyway Dion doesn't wear shorts, he wears hotpants. It's scary.
davieG Posted 29 January 2006 Posted 29 January 2006 Dion doesn't wear shorts, he wears hotpants. It's scary. He should switch the hair dryer to cool mode then.
The People's Hero Posted 29 January 2006 Posted 29 January 2006 I thought that was why women went to football? *hides*
kevinwpratt Posted 29 January 2006 Posted 29 January 2006 I watched O'Grady shooting in at Sheffield and also playing for the Reserves against Arsenal and, apart from Fryatt, he's the only striker with the technique for the job. He's also strong and mobile. He needs to develop the ruthlessness necessary to simply hit the net rather than wanting to blast everything. And he needs to get his head up earlier and use his team-mates more willingly away from the penalty box. He's raw but he's good and I'd love him in or around any team of mine. Not wnting to put a downer on things but i wathched Chris play against Diamonds in the pre season games and he still looked like he had some way to go but then he is young...... Apparently since his loan spell with Rushden he has come back stronger and wiser so lets keep our fingers crossed...
Collymore Posted 29 January 2006 Posted 29 January 2006 If Gregory had concentrated on watching the football, he perhaps wouldn't have been out of a job I think he was more interested in a job he could offer Dion which invovled a hand.
The People's Hero Posted 29 January 2006 Posted 29 January 2006 Biggest penis in football they say. Make anyone's hands look small. Or their cock, for that matter.
holly Posted 29 January 2006 Posted 29 January 2006 Biggest penis in football they say. Make anyone's hands look small. Or their cock, for that matter. yeh i have heard that its huge!!! dunno how the blokes no who told me, but hey!!
The People's Hero Posted 29 January 2006 Posted 29 January 2006 yeh i have heard that its huge!!! dunno how the blokes no who told me, but hey!! I meant to ask him at the last PoTY do. I was talking to him for about 20 minutes. Top bloke as it happens. No matter what people say, he does want to do well for this club and I think he bought me two pints too.
Collymore Posted 29 January 2006 Posted 29 January 2006 Biggest penis in football they say.Make anyone's hands look small. Or their cock, for that matter. Quote of the century! That's going on my sig!
The People's Hero Posted 29 January 2006 Posted 29 January 2006 I've been quoted in a few peoples' sigs now! What's possessing you people!
Collymore Posted 29 January 2006 Posted 29 January 2006 I've been quoted in a few peoples' sigs now!What's possessing you people! biggest penis in football! I'm sure Dion loves that title!
The People's Hero Posted 29 January 2006 Posted 29 January 2006 I think it was Alex Ferguson who first said it. Must have taken his mind off of his stop watch for a minute and seen it out of the corner of his eye.
Collymore Posted 29 January 2006 Posted 29 January 2006 Do you think we should make an official 'Dion Dublin Penis Tribute Thread' Just like the Wilcox supporters club. I'll mod it!
Graz Posted 29 January 2006 Posted 29 January 2006 When I've been to see the squad training at Lufbra Uni, all the girls always want me to ask Dion about his knob... I'm afraid he might whip it out to prove it though.
Guest Posted 29 January 2006 Posted 29 January 2006 I thought that was why women went to football?*hides* When are you coming back to Leicester?
The People's Hero Posted 29 January 2006 Posted 29 January 2006 When are you coming back to Leicester? I'm not sure I will until I'm confident that you've forgotten my earlier outburst!
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