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3 important questions that have been puzzling me this week

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1) Is new money destroying Britiain?

New money defined for those who are unsure:

People who have recently acquired money and feel the need to show it off by purchasing flashy houses, cars, clothing and jewelry. Generally tacky.

2) Where on earth do all these hot girls who come out when the sun shines hide for the other 8 months of the year?

3) Where do the above mentioned hotties go on a Saturday night because I sure as hell can't find them.

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1) Is new money destroying Britiain?

New money defined for those who are unsure:

2) Where on earth do all these hot girls who come out when the sun shines hide for the other 8 months of the year?

3) Where do the above mentioned hotties go on a Saturday night because I sure as hell can't find them.

I'm more disturbed by the hideous, ugly, huge specimens who choose to flaunt their body just because the sun comes out.

It doesn't look good in the winter and it looks even worse when you're covered in sweat, walking down the high street eating a big mac.

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If the sun's shining at 9am, you can guarantee to see dozens of chavettes by about midday, showing off areas of freshly-traeted streaky orange flab.

Eew.

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If the sun's shining at 9am, you can guarantee to see dozens of chavettes by about midday, showing off areas of freshly-traeted streaky orange flab.

Eew.

Got some pikey rude-boy's skirted, huge exhaust-ed, privacy glassed 1.0 Corsa clamped last week.

Brilliant.

£100 to release that mate...

*After some shouting*

Do you take Solo?

Tw at.

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In answer to your q's:

1. Money is the root of all evil, new or old. Having said that I'd like some please.

2. The so called 'hot girls' you refer to are just a figment of your over active imagination. Ignore them and they will go away. get stoned and they will disappear altogether.

3. If the answer to 2 is correct, they don't go anywhere because they don't exist.

Yours truly

Albert Camus

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2) Where on earth do all these hot girls who come out when the sun shines hide for the other 8 months of the year?

3) Where do the above mentioned hotties go on a Saturday night because I sure as hell can't find them.

A large number of said girlies were located on the beach in France last week :D:ph34r:

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3) Where do the above mentioned hotties go on a Saturday night because I sure as hell can't find them.

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Why do birds suddenly appear?
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1) Is new money destroying Britiain?

New money defined for those who are unsure:

2) Where on earth do all these hot girls who come out when the sun shines hide for the other 8 months of the year?

3) Where do the above mentioned hotties go on a Saturday night because I sure as hell can't find them.

5 Brambling Way

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