big brother auditions

[holly]

if u were doing a big brother audition what would u do???

i would wanna be myself but i reckon they like weirdo's so i would have to be a bit fake a reckon

not sure what i would do though

[samingram_uk]

id try and impress them by doing sumit funny or strange, but when im in their be my self.

[Knighton Matt]

It would be so hard to make an instant impression without coming across as a complete goon.

I'd probably just try and flirt hard with the camera...

[stez]

it seems you have to have sumat wrong these days so i'd pretend to be very mentally ill

[The People's Hero]

The way to get in there seems to be to act like an irritating, melodramatic, drama queen.

Overall, most of us would fit right in I think!

[Milky]

i'd make a big play on my hair colour i think, say i hate a few things, try and say a couple of amusing things.

[SystonFox]

piss on the camera and puke on the chair.

[Bert]

I'd just be myself!!

So i wouldn't get in!!

And if i did, my enemies would vote me out!!

[john_lcfc]

id try and impress them by doing sumit funny or strange, but when im in their be my self.

a bit like what all this years contestants did.. mikey - i hate girls etc.. dawn- i hate everyone, nikki- i will get naked.

etc etc

id say im a gay who has boobs and a nob and will walk around naked in the house

[SystonFox]

and when you mention you are a football fan they wouldnt even look twice. why does nobody in there like football? obviously world cup year has something to do with it but id have to take a ball in, scarf, flag, shirts etc.

[Bert]

a bit like what all this years contestants did.. mikey - i hate girls etc.. dawn- i hate everyone, nikki- i will get naked.

etc etc

id say im a gay who has boobs and a nob and will walk around naked in the house

Gay i can believe, but when they see that you don't have breasts of a woman's kind, they'll clock on to you, or are you keeping something from us?

[Valcity]

whack my 12 inch schlong at the camera