crazy horse Posted 6 June 2006 Posted 6 June 2006 behold non believers!! The White Horse I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest. (Revelation 6:2). The Fiery Red Horse Another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To him was given a large sword. (Revelation 6:4). The Black Horse A black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine. (Revelation 6:5-6). The Pale Horse A pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth. (Revelation 6:8).
Dr The Singh Posted 6 June 2006 Posted 6 June 2006 behold non believers!! The White Horse I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest. (Revelation 6:2). The Fiery Red Horse Another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To him was given a large sword. (Revelation 6:4). The Black Horse A black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine. (Revelation 6:5-6). The Pale Horse A pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth. (Revelation 6:8). If I call the horses as women in the office I work, I've seen all of em, damn it is the end of the world!!!
crazy horse Posted 6 June 2006 Posted 6 June 2006 If I call the horses as women in the office I work, I've seen all of em, damn it is the end of the world!!! you can still get good odds at ladbrokes for the world to end today
Craig Posted 6 June 2006 Posted 6 June 2006 you can still get good odds at ladbrokes for the world to end today You'd be mad to do that
Bert Posted 6 June 2006 Posted 6 June 2006 you can still get good odds at ladbrokes for the world to end today What a worthy bet, might go and put a grand on it.
crazy horse Posted 6 June 2006 Posted 6 June 2006 What a worthy bet, might go and put a grand on it. go on what have you got to lose except..........err ....your'e life savings....but think about it.. if you lose you'll be pretty happy cos you will be a grand down but still have a world
billabob Posted 6 June 2006 Posted 6 June 2006 i was told the anit-christ was coming to earth today, not as a fully grown whatever he is, but born today as a child so really we've got another 16/18/21 years until the end of the world (dependent on the legal age you have to be for world destruction/domination)
filbertway Posted 6 June 2006 Posted 6 June 2006 i was told the anit-christ was coming to earth today, not as a fully grown whatever he is, but born today as a child so really we've got another 16/18/21 years until the end of the world (dependent on the legal age you have to be for world destruction/domination) Who actually decides the legal age?
macbeth Posted 6 June 2006 Author Posted 6 June 2006 i was told the anit-christ was coming to earth today, not as a fully grown whatever he is, but born today as a child so really we've got another 16/18/21 years until the end of the world (dependent on the legal age you have to be for world destruction/domination) I see!! I'll look in the births 2day and take a note of any suspects who maybe the anti christ born today tina strich ...............that looks a bit suspect!!!
Loake Posted 6 June 2006 Posted 6 June 2006 you can still get good odds at ladbrokes for the world to end today I just bet £50 at 10-1 that the world WON'T end today
Daggers Posted 6 June 2006 Posted 6 June 2006 I see!! I'll look in the births 2day and take a note of any suspects who maybe the anti christ born today tina strich ...............that looks a bit suspect!!! You can bet your arse that he will be cloaked in Burberry, annointed with WKD and L&B smoke and will have the 666 nicely worked into a Cross of StGeorge flag tattoo saying "These numbers run from no one"
billabob Posted 6 June 2006 Posted 6 June 2006 Who actually decides the legal age? I would imagine its different for each country so it will depend on where the anti-christ is born!
crazy horse Posted 6 June 2006 Posted 6 June 2006 I see!! I'll look in the births 2day and take a note of any suspects who maybe the anti christ born today tina strich ...............that looks a bit suspect!!! ha-ha tina strich just got it ... dyslexic anti christ very good
Daggers Posted 6 June 2006 Posted 6 June 2006 I would imagine its different for each country so it will depend on where the anti-christ is born! Plus, I guess, he would not be allowed to become the full-on anti-christ until after puberty. Just imagine the spawn of Satan discovering that he could not travel on buses without a bag to cover his embarrassment when he got to his stop. Or is that just me
macbeth Posted 6 June 2006 Author Posted 6 June 2006 Plus, I guess, he would not be allowed to become the full-on anti-christ until after puberty. Just imagine the spawn of Satan discovering that he could not travel on buses without a bag to cover his embarrassment when he got to his stop. Or is that just me yep ;i think he'll start acting up about in his early 30s just like JC did ; in fact i think he might be a carpenter too in his youth and knock up a few dodgy MFI wardrobes with lots of bits missing and holes that dont line up just to get us really wound up..........hang on i think hes already started..........
crazy horse Posted 6 June 2006 Posted 6 June 2006 yep ;i think he'll start acting up about in his early 30s just like JC did ; in fact i think he might be a carpenter too in his youth and knock up a few dodgy MFI wardrobes with lots of bits missing and holes that dont line up just to get us really wound up..........hang on i think hes already started.......... ha ha!!! looks like we'll be safe now till the young hobgoblin grows up i'll sleep more soundly 2nite
Daggers Posted 6 June 2006 Posted 6 June 2006 ha ha!!! looks like we'll be safe now till the young hobgoblin grows up i'll sleep more soundly 2nite I won't, I was planning on going into teaching after this degree ... he may be in my class. Hell, some kids are bad kids and mess about in class ... but he's the son of the devil. I imagine there wouldn't be a lot of support at home for homework and good behaviour modelling.
crazy horse Posted 6 June 2006 Posted 6 June 2006 I won't, I was planning on going into teaching after this degree ... he may be in my class. Hell, some kids are bad kids and mess about in class ... but he's the son of the devil. I imagine there wouldn't be a lot of support at home for homework and good behaviour modelling. so you want to guide the future vikki pollards into gainful unemloyment.........good luck sorry if this sounds cynical..........again good luck
Stuliasz Posted 6 June 2006 Posted 6 June 2006 The devil showed his face in the form of my abstract data types exam paper...turns out nostradamus was telling the truth.
crazy horse Posted 6 June 2006 Posted 6 June 2006 The devil showed his face in the form of my abstract data types exam paper...turns out nostradamus was telling the truth. still you live to tell the tale
macbeth Posted 7 June 2006 Author Posted 7 June 2006 still you live to tell the tale well maybe but i lost a bl**dy fortune at ladbrokes and i'm not best pleased the world didn't end .. the plans i 'ad to spend me winnins
Dr The Singh Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 well maybe but i lost a bl**dy fortune at ladbrokes and i'm not best pleased the world didn't end .. the plans i 'ad to spend me winnins I see your point, I would be gutted aswell!!!
Daggers Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 so you want to guide the future vikki pollards into gainful unemloyment.........good luck sorry if this sounds cynical..........again good luck Done it once before, it's a good job. I like it. I needed a break so I could look after my little ones but miss the fun of teaching...oh yes, physics can be ripping fun!
macbeth Posted 7 June 2006 Author Posted 7 June 2006 Done it once before, it's a good job. I like it. I needed a break so I could look after my little ones but miss the fun of teaching...oh yes, physics can be ripping fun! in my day physic meant laxative...... think teaching at vikki's school would have pretty much the same effect good luck discom hope you got the bike back... it was you had one snaffled last week wasn't it?
crazy horse Posted 8 June 2006 Posted 8 June 2006 looks to me as though the little hobgoblin may have been conceived here;
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