macbeth Posted 1 June 2006 Posted 1 June 2006 no doubt kenny lunt got called Lenny **** ; what were his parents thinking of ; are there any more glaring spoonerism type names about lets drink to the queer old dean ............ i mean dear old queen !!
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 1 June 2006 Posted 1 June 2006 Dunno about names... but there's that Metallica DVD called cunning stunts...
macbeth Posted 1 June 2006 Author Posted 1 June 2006 Dunno about names... but there's that Metallica DVD called cunning stunts... kenny everett had that character actress Cupid Stunt and there was a racehorse called Betty Swollocks
Daggers Posted 1 June 2006 Posted 1 June 2006 kenny everett had that character actress Cupid Stunt and there was a racehorse called Betty Swollocks My prefered term for ignorant, argumentative little tossers lays compliment to the fact that they are 'Shining Wits'.
macbeth Posted 1 June 2006 Author Posted 1 June 2006 My prefered term for ignorant, argumentative little tossers lays compliment to the fact that they are 'Shining Wits'. tee hee !!! how to insult people without them knowing........ great !!! i'll try to remember that one and i'm trying to remember if anyone has ever used it on me
davieG Posted 1 June 2006 Posted 1 June 2006 It's the difference between a Magician's Wand and a Policeman's truncheon - one's for cunning stunts and the other's for ........ Another one what's the difference between a Prime mnister and a Factory Foreman, one knows all the facts about the country and the other knows all the ...........
macbeth Posted 1 June 2006 Author Posted 1 June 2006 The Swansea striker Kneon Light good one !! when he retires he could go into advertising sign making
The People's Hero Posted 1 June 2006 Posted 1 June 2006 One of my mates is called Chris Peacock. Or Crispy Cock.
macbeth Posted 1 June 2006 Author Posted 1 June 2006 One of my mates is called Chris Peacock. Or Crispy Cock. another oversight by uncaring parents ; a bit like that bloke hugh janus (or huge anus) and mike hunt
macbeth Posted 2 June 2006 Author Posted 2 June 2006 Phil McRackin yes; one half of the famous double act Ben Dover and Phil McKrackin
macbeth Posted 6 June 2006 Author Posted 6 June 2006 another oversight by uncaring parents ; a bit like that bloke hugh janus (or huge anus) and mike hunt methinks this is where mike hunt smells was conceived...judge for yourselves...can hugh janus be soon to rear his ugly ...
Chairman of the Bored Posted 6 June 2006 Posted 6 June 2006 I went to college with a girl called Teresa Green.
Nationwider Posted 6 June 2006 Posted 6 June 2006 I was once taught by a (nice) bloke called Neil Rowbottom.
lcfcalan Posted 6 June 2006 Posted 6 June 2006 Shirley Bassey, a good looker for her years , certainly not a , Burley Chassis .
Mike Hunt Smells Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 methinks this is where mike hunt smells was conceived...judge for yourselves...can hugh janus be soon to rear his ugly ... I think I'll give that one a miss.
macbeth Posted 7 June 2006 Author Posted 7 June 2006 looks like there might be a rich seam of idle jollity here..... how about betty swollocks in a rock n' roll duet with mary hinge
crazy horse Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 ok maybe no one famous has got this name but there must be a frank weely about... maybe not
Head Honcho Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 A racehorse owner was once refused permission to call a horse Joe Blob
macbeth Posted 7 June 2006 Author Posted 7 June 2006 A racehorse owner was once refused permission to call a horse Joe Blob quite right too ... the very thought of it.. what would all his mates call him? horses can be very cruel you know; well they are to me ...i think all the money i put on them slows them down
crazy horse Posted 8 June 2006 Posted 8 June 2006 a bloke called joe best joined the foreign legion and became beau geste
macbeth Posted 8 June 2006 Author Posted 8 June 2006 someone called phil bucket becomes bill phucket .......... but i'm not sure which is supposed to be the funny one
macbeth Posted 8 June 2006 Author Posted 8 June 2006 apparently they call the boars head the whore's bed
davieG Posted 8 June 2006 Posted 8 June 2006 The acrobats displayed some cunning stunts. Sir, you are certainly a shining wit. He fills her soul with hope. It's the Tale of Two Cities. Have you brought your sleeping bag? Have you seen her sick duck? He's not a pheasant plucker. She showed me her tool kits. He's a smart fella. <a name="Rude_Words">
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