The People's Hero Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 I was in Bognor watching the football and some bloke said to me, 'we should play Gerrard and Lampard up front - they're the only two who can score' I said 'what about Owen (a proven goalscorer) and Rooney?' he said 'Owen is quick and would be better off on the wing, Rooney is overrated just because he plays for Man Utd' Unsurprisingly, he was wearing a Chelsea top.
The People's Hero Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 Also - enjoy getting laid. The greatest gift a man can receive. Unless it's from another man.
The People's Hero Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 Problem solved When are we gonna proper tear it up in Norffamptun? I grow restless.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 When are we gonna proper tear it up in Norffamptun? I grow restless. Dunno. Knighton Matthew appears to have disappeared off the face of the East Midlands.
The People's Hero Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 Dunno. Knighton Matthew appears to have disappeared off the face of the East Midlands. Holly must have got her claws in to him! Seriously though - I think he's working. Or some other lame excuse.
Guest Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 I know exactly what you mean there, you go up the pub and there is a load of tossers, that usually moan about how 'there's too much football on the TV these days' in the full England Kit taking all the good seats. Or people screaming offside when the ball goes out for a throw in. Just wait until it's -3°C, it's a Tuesday night in January, where will these people be then? Eh? Eh?
Daggers Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 For those of you getting a tad niggled over part-time football fans, why not take up a minority hobby such a macrame? Not only will you be free of plastic macrame fans but you will also find the hobby itself relaxing ~ just the ticket after getting good and proper angry...
macbeth Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 For those of you getting a tad niggled over part-time football fans, why not take up a minority hobby such a macrame? Not only will you be free of plastic macrame fans but you will also find the hobby itself relaxing ~ just the ticket after getting good and proper angry... get knotted
Fez of Mahrez Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 Holly must have got her claws in to him! Seriously though - I think he's working. Or some other lame excuse. Yeah well I'm working and presume you are too. He needs to make more effort to get internet access and less responsibility or need to do anything vaguely associated with work while at work. Lucky Knighton Matthew though
Knighton Matt Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 Yeah well I'm working and presume you are too. He needs to make more effort to get internet access and less responsibility or need to do anything vaguely associated with work while at work. Lucky Knighton Matthew though Hehe lucky me indeed Sorry gents had exams the past couple of days so been a bit preoccupied! I do need to sort myself some internet access in Northampton! I'm free most weekends when's a good one for you TPH i.e. when ur not playing cricket! When's good for you Fez (I am unaware of your usual weekend commitments!) p.s. Fez our Northampton office is next door to the hospital! I'm not there much cos I'm mostly based in Kettering office but next time I am let's "do lunch!"
Collymore Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 I was having my hair cut the other day and the woman who was doing it said "I hate all these plastic fans, I follow England all year round and I love football..." I thought fair enough, I'll give her a chance. Five minutes later I kid you not she said "What worries me though is all these injuries to England players, important ones like Rooney, Cisse and Gerrard...." The fact that she had an enormous pair of scissors two inches away from my cranium led me to keep silent at this point but I was sighing inside. PS I'm glad a lot of the clichés have been shot to pieces so far this year. Didn't see the Togo game but the Ivory Coast and Angola looked really well-organised, hopefully this'll finally put paid to the "Africans as disorganised savages" cliché. And commentators banging on about Zidane and Ronaldo when they have quite clearly been past it (sorry, in my opinion) this season (I admit as well easy to say after the event). PPS - Good luck with the getting laid business. Sorry I've veered off topic rather humungously. Don't get me started on hairdressers . I remember having my hair cut during Euro 2000 and the barber asked me where I was watching the next England match, I replied that I had to work and he started saying stuff like "Call yourself a fan - I would make sure I booked off all England games" He then said, "I had an England party around my house for the Portugal game (when we lost 3-2) what did you do -(expecting me to say I was working) I then pissed on his fire by saying that I was actually at the game and drove to Eindhoven without tickets and paid £70 off a tout. (which was true) It was a priceless moment and he went very quiet! Shit hair cut too p.s I liked England in them days. I've turned sour more over the last 6 years.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 Hehe lucky me indeed Sorry gents had exams the past couple of days so been a bit preoccupied! I do need to sort myself some internet access in Northampton! I'm free most weekends when's a good one for you TPH i.e. when ur not playing cricket! When's good for you Fez (I am unaware of your usual weekend commitments!) p.s. Fez our Northampton office is next door to the hospital! I'm not there much cos I'm mostly based in Kettering office but next time I am let's "do lunch!" Definitely! Who the hell do you work for buddy?
Knighton Matt Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 Definitely! Who the hell do you work for buddy? PM'd ya!
The People's Hero Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 PM'd ya! Hey! Count me in on the pm-age! I'm cool too!
Strokes Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 Hey! Count me in on the pm-age! I'm cool too! People have got to stop telling you that.
Knighton Matt Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 Hey! Count me in on the pm-age! I'm cool too! Of course mate fear not was only telling him where I worked didn't want to broadcast it to the masses! The time til we get to rip up Northampton is drawing ever closer and only then will we be considered truely 'cool'
Collymore Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 Of course mate fear not was only telling him where I worked didn't want to broadcast it to the masses! The time til we get to rip up Northampton is drawing ever closer and only then will we be considered truely 'cool' Hey, nothing wrong with McDonalds mate, we all have to start somewhere!
Knighton Matt Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 Hey, nothing wrong with McDonalds mate, we all have to start somewhere! Man I just got merked by Collymore and it felt awesome!
billabob Posted 14 June 2006 Author Posted 14 June 2006 Also - enjoy getting laid. The greatest gift a man can receive. Unless it's from another man. Cheers im sure i will and im 100% sure she doesnt have a penis and isn't a man!
Suffolk_fox Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 Jeez, I am gonna sound like Dear Deidre here but... Have you talked to her about this, dear? Problem solved I have the BEST gf ever in the history of the world!!! She said she is going to book the table at 7.30 and let me watch the football and when i said you know that means i won't talk to you through out the footy she said yea but there we go!. SCORE! get to watch the footy and not get in trouble, boo yea! I'm a happy happy man! Glad to be of service... All problems welcomed, please send them to 'Dear SF'.... Good luck mate!!
billabob Posted 14 June 2006 Author Posted 14 June 2006 Glad to be of service... All problems welcomed, please send them to 'Dear SF'.... Good luck mate!! cheers! Cheers for every one's help on this one!
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