Fez of Mahrez Posted 19 June 2006 Posted 19 June 2006 I'm bored. Anyone got any interesting wasp-related shenanigans to contribute?
Rincewind Posted 19 June 2006 Posted 19 June 2006 Have you counted them prperly? They normally go around in groups of 5,000,001. I should have a recount.
Master Fox Posted 19 June 2006 Posted 19 June 2006 Well at the moment I hate my office, i want to burn the damn thing to the ground! I should be in Germany right now but I'm not! I'm effing stuck at pissing work while everyone else is out there on the piss..
Rincewind Posted 19 June 2006 Posted 19 June 2006 I'm considering going Germany around October when the Bierfest is on. Anyone been? I found something when out today on the Belgian one but not Germany. I suppose a google is in order at this juncture.
macbeth Posted 19 June 2006 Posted 19 June 2006 I'm bored. Anyone got any interesting wasp-related shenanigans to contribute? A lady golfer is stung by a wasp. She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him. "I've been stung by a wasp" She says. " Where did it get you?" He replies "Between the 1st and 2nd hole" "I think you're standing with your legs too far apart" boom boom
Northants Fox Posted 19 June 2006 Posted 19 June 2006 A lady golfer is stung by a wasp. She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him. "I've been stung by a wasp" She says. " Where did it get you?" He replies "Between the 1st and 2nd hole" "I think you're standing with your legs too far apart" boom boom That's so
Lemon Harpic Posted 19 June 2006 Posted 19 June 2006 Why did the WASP cross the street? To get to the middle of the road.
stez Posted 19 June 2006 Posted 19 June 2006 I'm bored. Anyone got any interesting wasp-related shenanigans to contribute? it might be a bit late now, but you could smear a work enemy in jam and see if they get stung a lot?
Daggers Posted 19 June 2006 Posted 19 June 2006 I'm bored. Anyone got any interesting wasp-related shenanigans to contribute? Interestingly, Wikipedia says "WASP is a folk-sociological term for a member of the "white establishment". Although the word is derived from an acronym for White Anglo-Saxon Protestant, in practice its use has expanded beyond the strict meaning of the acronym; in use, it is frequently derogatory. Working class whites are usually not designated WASPs, even if they are Protestants of British descent"
stez Posted 19 June 2006 Posted 19 June 2006 Interestingly, Wikipedia says "WASP is a folk-sociological term for a member of the "white establishment". Although the word is derived from an acronym for White Anglo-Saxon Protestant, in practice its use has expanded beyond the strict meaning of the acronym; in use, it is frequently derogatory. Working class whites are usually not designated WASPs, even if they are Protestants of British descent" were you bored too? wasp also means (related to the middle of the road 'rock' band) we're all sex perverts according to what a freind told me at school 15 years ago
lcfcalan Posted 19 June 2006 Posted 19 June 2006 Just be carefull, them little fukkaas sting when they get angry . (my tip of the day concerning wasps and other nasty little stripey creatures ) (excluding Zebras of course)
Collymore Posted 19 June 2006 Posted 19 June 2006 I was playing catch with my dad in the garden Sunday when the ball went deep into the hedge! he said "LEAVE IT, THERE'S A WASPS NEST IN THERE" The next day, my ball had magically appeared on the lawn, I later found out my mum had been weeding and found it! She's one brave mother!
macbeth Posted 19 June 2006 Posted 19 June 2006 i've seen photographic evidence that proves they don't sting you ; but the sadistic little psychopaths actually stab you with daggers
filbertway Posted 19 June 2006 Posted 19 June 2006 i've seen photographic evidence that proves they don't sting you ; but the sadistic little psychopaths actually stab you with daggers Ha Ha
Daggers Posted 20 June 2006 Posted 20 June 2006 Just be carefull, them little fukkaas sting when they get angry . (my tip of the day concerning wasps and other nasty little stripey creatures ) (excluding Zebras of course) What about the poor Striped Dolphin? You'll have that twat Jonathan Porrit banging on your door if you're not careful!
macbeth Posted 20 June 2006 Posted 20 June 2006 What about the poor Striped Dolphin? You'll have that twat Jonathan Porrit banging on your door if you're not careful! if there was a million of them outside how would he get to the door
macbeth Posted 20 June 2006 Posted 20 June 2006 Vespa is Italian for Wasp i can see the similarity ; irritating buzzing little pests is it ok to swat vespas as i pass them in my 4 x 4
Scow Posted 20 June 2006 Posted 20 June 2006 I was stung by a Wasp a good while back. As I was walking along, I yawned, which then allowed a Wasp to creep in to my mouth. Not surprisingly, I was stung inside my mouth, which caused both the inside and outside of my mouth to swell up. Piriton came to the rescue. They should all be wiped out.
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