macbeth Posted 24 July 2006 Posted 24 July 2006 what minor everyday happening really winds you up? am i alone in getting really annoyed when i am walking along a street and someone (usually female but not always) walks out of a shop doorway without looking either way and collides with me ; only then to give me a nasty look implying that i should apologise for being there another ( but not so annoying) is when someone asks me the time and then points at their wrist as though i don't know where my fecking watch is
Janx Posted 24 July 2006 Posted 24 July 2006 what minor everyday happening really winds you up? am i alone in getting really annoyed when i am walking along a street and someone (usually female but not always) walks out of a shop doorway without looking either way and collides with me ; only then to give me a nasty look implying that i should apologise for being there another ( but not so annoying) is when someone asks me the time and then points at their wrist as though i don't know where my fecking watch is Think a certain Mr Kay has already highlighted this one...
The People's Hero Posted 24 July 2006 Posted 24 July 2006 Drivers who break whenever there is someone coming the other way on the other side of the road? Why?
The People's Hero Posted 24 July 2006 Posted 24 July 2006 People who can't make a decent cup of tea. It's a life skill you fu cking ape.
Head Honcho Posted 24 July 2006 Posted 24 July 2006 Bad drivers in general piss me off. Nowadays I tend to drive slow just to piss them off then pull over at speed so they can't overtake me anyway. Driving up yer arse and non indicaters piss me off the most. I'm sure they think I'm telepathic.
Dr The Singh Posted 24 July 2006 Posted 24 July 2006 Women. Here's one for the lads, years ago, b4 is was married, I would say on a night out, meet a lovely women, who would have a lovely figure and one would see ample cleavage and bussom. Anyway at the end of the night or thereafter, things would get intimate......and to my horror.........she would undress.......and that ample bussom for eg a D cup would be a slim B cup, chicken fillett filled to look like a D cup!!!!! Depending on whether I got some s*x, would be the difference between a minor irratation or major!!!
crazy horse Posted 24 July 2006 Posted 24 July 2006 Women. he's asking what gets your "dander" up; not donger
Craig Posted 24 July 2006 Posted 24 July 2006 Drivers who do 40 in a 60 to be cautious and then do 40 when it becomes a 30 zone. That annoys me most, why be cautious and then speed? Also, people who don't indicate, people who go in the wrong lanes on roundabouts when it's obvious, those feckin scooters, slow drivers, urrrm... people who are fast enough to pull out of a junction and then drive slowly... the list could go on.
crazy horse Posted 24 July 2006 Posted 24 July 2006 mobile phone walker/shouters; keep fecking still and keep your voice down
The People's Hero Posted 24 July 2006 Posted 24 July 2006 Bad drivers in general piss me off. Nowadays I tend to drive slow just to piss them off then pull over at speed so they can't overtake me anyway. Driving up yer arse and non indicaters piss me off the most. I'm sure they think I'm telepathic. I'm with you there. Here's another. I drive a fiesta ghia 1.25.. it will do over 90 when pushed, but it aint easy to get there. Imagine my annoyance then when: a) Someone pulls out of the middle lane in front of me, doing a good 10mph less, meaning I have to brake.. meaning its another minute or two before I'm 'flying' again. b) I pull out to overtake someone who's doing about 80mph, but when they see me pull out to overtake in my less powerful car, they speed up. Fine I think, I'll slot back in behind... then they fu cking slow down again.
Dr The Singh Posted 24 July 2006 Posted 24 July 2006 he's asking what gets your "dander" up; not donger
billabob Posted 24 July 2006 Posted 24 July 2006 Parents! there a minor irritation, as are brothers! and when people put "" after evey sentance, its not needed!
Head Honcho Posted 24 July 2006 Posted 24 July 2006 I'm with you there. Here's another. I drive a fiesta ghia 1.25.. it will do over 90 when pushed, but it aint easy to get there. Imagine my annoyance then when: a) Someone pulls out of the middle lane in front of me, doing a good 10mph less, meaning I have to brake.. meaning its another minute or two before I'm 'flying' again. b) I pull out to overtake someone who's doing about 80mph, but when they see me pull out to overtake in my less powerful car, they speed up. Fine I think, I'll slot back in behind... then they fu cking slow down again. Well just tuck in behind em and stick your full beam on, they'll soon fvck off!
Jon the Hat Posted 24 July 2006 Posted 24 July 2006 I'm with you there. Here's another. I drive a fiesta ghia 1.25.. it will do over 90 when pushed, but it aint easy to get there. Imagine my annoyance then when: a) Someone pulls out of the middle lane in front of me, doing a good 10mph less, meaning I have to brake.. meaning its another minute or two before I'm 'flying' again. b) I pull out to overtake someone who's doing about 80mph, but when they see me pull out to overtake in my less powerful car, they speed up. Fine I think, I'll slot back in behind... then they fu cking slow down again. That is simply one of the pleasures of not driving a little car anymore Along with pissing off the Environmentalists...
macbeth Posted 24 July 2006 Author Posted 24 July 2006 Think a certain Mr Kay has already highlighted this one... yeah i thought i'd put a lighter hearted one in as a comedy aside so that i wouldn't appear such a grumpy old b*st*rd
Head Honcho Posted 24 July 2006 Posted 24 July 2006 Parents! there a minor irritation, as are brothers! and when people put "" after evey sentance, its not needed! L O L
The People's Hero Posted 24 July 2006 Posted 24 July 2006 That is simply one of the plesures of not driving a little car anymore Along with pissing off the Environmentalists... My fiesta is smashing around town centre etc, brilliant, on the motorway it's a bag of shi te though. So noisy, no power in the top end gears at all.
macbeth Posted 24 July 2006 Author Posted 24 July 2006 That is simply one of the pleasures of not driving a little car anymore Along with pissing off the Environmentalists... p*ssing off tree huggers is one of the greatest pleasures in life........it makes up for the extra cost of the fuel alone:D
crazy horse Posted 24 July 2006 Posted 24 July 2006 mother out-laws <_< i can't seem to do anything right with mine
macbeth Posted 24 July 2006 Author Posted 24 July 2006 mother out-laws <_< i can't seem to do anything right with mine its only a forewarning of how the wife will turn out
Dr The Singh Posted 24 July 2006 Posted 24 July 2006 its only a forewarning of how the wife will turn out Why didn't you tell me before I got married Macbeth???????..........will god have no mercy, my mother in law is one of the most depressing people I know!!!
macbeth Posted 24 July 2006 Author Posted 24 July 2006 Why didn't you tell me before I got married Macbeth???????..........will god have no mercy, my mother in law is one of the most depressing people I know!!! the best thing about being in this situation is knowing it will probably happen to the rest of male populace....just take solice in that
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